Author Topic: Non-performance uses for Fursuits? (Read 45945 times)

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #100 on:** January 19, 2019, 12:55:31 am »

Fill with polyester batting and use as a body pillow or dakimakura.

FarFar · « **Reply #101 on:** January 19, 2019, 09:32:11 am »

Prevent cold air from coming into your house by placing the tail on the floor up against the outside door.

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #102 on:** January 24, 2019, 11:40:05 pm »

Stretch it over a steel plate form for a reactive target in competitive shooting matches.

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #103 on:** January 25, 2019, 02:28:38 pm »

Wear it when breaking into a stuffed animal factory, so that you sort of blend in if the police come. That way they can't see you.

FarFar · « **Reply #104 on:** January 25, 2019, 03:10:51 pm »

Use the paws as serving trays at your next party.

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #105 on:** February 02, 2019, 08:25:38 pm »

Fit a pole to a hand paw with claws and use as a back scratcher. Then use the foot paws in the shower as anti-slip shower shoes (assuming they have grippy pads)

FarFar · « **Reply #106 on:** February 03, 2019, 09:12:26 am »

Use the tail as a tug toy for your dog!

Wait a minute, I think that has actually happened to me a few times, without my consent! And, while still attached to me!

charcoal · « **Reply #107 on:** February 03, 2019, 10:55:51 pm »

Use the tail as a feather duster

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #108 on:** February 03, 2019, 11:49:25 pm »

Wrap a tail around your neck as a brace, of for cold weather.

FarFar · « **Reply #109 on:** February 04, 2019, 08:02:30 am »

Use the ears (if they are stiff) as a spoon and/or a scoop.

Varg the wanderer · « **Reply #110 on:** February 12, 2019, 06:17:20 pm »

Use fiber glassing resin on the fur (Put it on your duct tape dummy first). Make sure you leave soft spots at the joints and, ta da! armor for your next icy snowball fight.

FarFar · « **Reply #111 on:** February 12, 2019, 07:14:03 pm »

Place the head in a window to scare off intruders. (Guess that would only work if it was a "scary" head).

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #112 on:** February 14, 2019, 01:33:52 pm »

Quote from: FarFar on February 12, 2019, 07:14:03 pm

Place the head in a window to scare off intruders. (Guess that would only work if it was a "scary" head).

Use the head to attract other furries in your neighborhood.

FarFar · « **Reply #113 on:** February 14, 2019, 02:15:33 pm »

You can wear one as a disguise if you are enrolled in the witness protection program.

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #114 on:** February 16, 2019, 08:20:42 pm »

Fill with cedar shavings to re-purpose as an awesome pet bed.

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #115 on:** February 17, 2019, 01:22:46 pm »

Quote from: Rocket T. Coyote on July 23, 2018, 09:19:09 pm

Simulated roadkill/accident victim to train EMTs on how to dal with a furry subject.

What Rocket T Coyote said, but specifically for CPR training . Mouth to muzzle.
*rolls eyes*

FarFar · « **Reply #116 on:** February 17, 2019, 06:34:53 pm »

Coat the fur with plastic resin. Let harden in an upright position with forearm and paw outstretched. Use to hold spare change and/or car keys.

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #117 on:** February 17, 2019, 09:11:56 pm »

Use the headpiece to decoy snipers during firefights.

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #118 on:** March 20, 2019, 12:11:04 am »

Fill with parafin wax.
Use as giant candle.

FarFar · « **Reply #119 on:** March 20, 2019, 08:38:41 am »

As a "sit in" when you are at dinner and have to leave the table for some reason.

charcoal · « **Reply #120 on:** March 29, 2019, 12:06:21 pm »

Replace the plastic claws with steel ones and use them as a can opener when in a bind

FarFar · « **Reply #121 on:** March 29, 2019, 02:07:13 pm »

Use the tail to wax your vehicle.

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #122 on:** March 29, 2019, 07:48:19 pm »

Stuff with polyester fiber-fill and use to save your seat in the movie theater for when you get up for refills or to use the lavatory.

FarFar · « **Reply #123 on:** March 29, 2019, 08:51:21 pm »

Use it as a car crash dummy.

Varg the wanderer · « **Reply #124 on:** March 30, 2019, 09:01:09 am »

Fill it with sand and make it "sit" in the bed of your pickup as traction weight in the winter.