Author Topic: From out of the shrouds (Read 42772 times)

Kay Alett · « **on:** March 01, 2009, 10:07:49 pm »

Please allow me to re-introduce myself. My name is Kaloyan Alett and I'm Furtopia's newest watcher.

I joined back in August of last year, but it feels like such a long time ago.
Anyway I'll now be hanging around for the joy of spying on everyone and keeping a close eye on all of you. If I see wrong behavior I'll report you promptly.

THEN, THE VENGEFUL GODS OF FURTOPIA WILL RAIN DOWN TERRIBLE FROWNS UPON THE OFFENDING MORTALS, AND SPEAK LOWLY OF THEM IN GENERAL CONVERSATION.
So be careful

For anyone who has been wondering, my name is pronounced (Kal-O-yan Al-et) and the abbreviated version; Kalo rhymes with 'shallow', NOT 'Halo'.

My fursona is a ShroudWolf. A shroud is a particular creature that begins life as a basic animal species; wolf, cat, horse, sparrow, etc. But they are able to take physical characteristics of other animals and them to themselves, but are always bound to their baseline species.

Example: I'm a ShroudWolf, I'll always be a wolf. But I can change my fur pattern if I wish, I can't change my species to be something else, like 'feline'. I love bats so I added the wings of a bat to my body, same with the horns, I like the way goat horns look.

But no matter how much I cover myself in other physical characteristics of other creatures, I'll never stop being a wolf.

If you have any other questions feel free to ask them.

Hayaikawa · « **Reply #1 on:** March 01, 2009, 10:11:49 pm »

*pounce hugs kalo*

let the long drown out staff thread party commence.

Vincent Rose · « **Reply #2 on:** March 01, 2009, 10:27:20 pm »

*throws confetti*

Hooray!
Party times!

Kaiyoki · « **Reply #3 on:** March 01, 2009, 10:28:42 pm »

Congrats from me Kaloyan. *(^.^)*

Arbutus · « **Reply #4 on:** March 01, 2009, 11:06:45 pm »

YEAH KALO! Welcome to the staff! We're damn glad to have you here.

Wild_Wolf · « **Reply #5 on:** March 01, 2009, 11:17:15 pm »

wooh paratay!!!!!

Timberwuff · « **Reply #6 on:** March 01, 2009, 11:28:19 pm »

Quote from: Kaloyan Alett on March 01, 2009, 10:07:49 pm

For anyone who has been wondering, my name is pronounced (Kal-O-yan Al-et) and the abbreviated version; Kalo rhymes with 'shallow', NOT 'Halo'.

o.o;;

I've been saying it wrong since the day I first read your name... Can you ever forgive dear watcher of the furries?

On the upside, I rather despise Halo, so every time I now pronounce it wrong I'll cringe a little bit.

But yes, party.. party.. Ah!

*Hands you a baseball cap, an aluminum baseball bat, a double-barreled shotgun (capable of holding 6 bullets per full load), and a 6-pack of "Bonk! Atomic Punch (Cherry Fission)! ", which is filled to the brim with isotopes of many elements! And last but not least, a small sack to carry stuff in!*

You''re gonna be a freakin' blur on that Atomic Punch! Best of all, you ain't even gonna be winded once it ends! You'll be battin' a-thousand! W00!

Kay Alett · « **Reply #7 on:** March 01, 2009, 11:50:00 pm »

Quote from: Lawrence on March 01, 2009, 11:28:19 pm

Quote from: Kaloyan Alett on March 01, 2009, 10:07:49 pm
For anyone who has been wondering, my name is pronounced (Kal-O-yan Al-et) and the abbreviated version; Kalo rhymes with 'shallow', NOT 'Halo'.

o.o;;

I've been saying it wrong since the day I first read your name... Can you ever forgive dear watcher of the furries?
On the upside, I rather despise Halo, so every time I now pronounce it wrong I'll cringe a little bit.

Sure.

Quote from: Lawrence on March 01, 2009, 11:28:19 pm

But yes, party.. party.. Ah!

*Hands you a baseball cap, an aluminum baseball bat, a double-barreled shotgun (capable of holding 6 bullets per full load), and a 6-pack of "Bonk! Atomic Punch (Cherry Fission)! ", which is filled to the brim with isotopes of many elements! And last but not least, a small sack to carry stuff in!*

You''re gonna be a freakin' blur on that Atomic Punch! Best of all, you ain't even gonna be winded once it ends! You'll be battin' a-thousand! W00!

Haha, you remember I like the scout.

Thanks.

Weisseman · « **Reply #8 on:** March 02, 2009, 12:33:04 pm »

*hands over spy gear*

Now don't lose that. You'll need it

Kinshi · « **Reply #9 on:** March 02, 2009, 02:53:46 pm »

*hands over a random seal of approval*
i approve! *evil laughter*
*flies over kaloyan in circles, throwing down confetti*
wait...confetti+fur...what did that equal, i forgot.

congrats on the 'promotion'

Nicholai · « **Reply #10 on:** March 02, 2009, 07:29:18 pm »

Quote from: Lawrence on March 01, 2009, 11:28:19 pm

Can you ever forgive dear watcher of the furries?

Careful, you'll let the megalomania get to him.

No, no, I kid because I love.

No that I'm saying I love you or anything. Not to imply that I don't like you, you seem like quote a nice person, from what I've seen of you at least. And I don't wish to imply that you have a bad side or anything, I was simply stating that I have seen little of your personality. I don't assume that you don't have a personality, I'm sure you're a kind, nice person. Not to assume that---

I'll shut the muzzle now.

P.S: Good luck with the watching!~

Timberwuff · « **Reply #11 on:** March 03, 2009, 01:06:08 am »

Quote from: Weisseman on March 02, 2009, 12:33:04 pm

*hands over spy gear*

Now don't lose that. You'll need it

You'll be needing a new, bigger closet at this rate Kalo!.. Speaking of which, staff get their own new quarters right?.. >.> <.<

And yes, should you ever obtain the 6 achievements, I'll hand you a new, unique weapon for every 2!

"Eyes of the Wolf"
-Be online, and watching, 20 registered furries at one time!

"Focus Factor"
-Watch a total of 1,000 furries.

"Tip of the claw"
-Report an unruly furry to the proper authorities.

"Alpha = 100%"
-Blend amongst the furries and catch one of them off guard as you watched them."

"Flying Furball"
-Perform a diving pounce-hug from at least 60 feet high, and reaching at least 15 mph as you tackle!

"Sleepless in Furtopia"
-Be up at 4:00 AM your time watching furries.

Arbutus · « **Reply #12 on:** March 03, 2009, 01:27:45 am »

Quote from: Lawrence on March 03, 2009, 01:06:08 am

"Flying Furball"
-Perform a diving pounce-hug from at least 60 feet high, and reaching at least 15 mph as you tackle!

...You're only allowed to do this one if you clean up the blood afterwards.

*hands you a mop and a bucket of disinfectant*

Vincent Rose · « **Reply #13 on:** March 03, 2009, 02:22:04 pm »

Quote from: Arbutus on March 03, 2009, 01:27:45 am

...You're only allowed to do this one if you clean up the blood afterwards.
*hands you a mop and a bucket of disinfectant*

We've got Watchers, Admins, and a whole lot of messy furries. Maybe we should hire a janitor?

Kay Alett · « **Reply #14 on:** March 03, 2009, 02:38:03 pm »

Quote from: Vincent Rose on March 03, 2009, 02:22:04 pm

Quote from: Arbutus on March 03, 2009, 01:27:45 am
...You're only allowed to do this one if you clean up the blood afterwards.
*hands you a mop and a bucket of disinfectant*

We've got Watchers, Admins, and a whole lot of messy furries. Maybe we should hire a janitor?

Are you volunteering?

Blastdav · « **Reply #15 on:** March 03, 2009, 06:52:37 pm »

*Gives you a telescope, a location and a code name* >.>
<.<

Kobuk · « **Reply #16 on:** March 03, 2009, 07:17:15 pm »

Kaloyan, your first official act as Watcher is to secretly watch Blastdav and make sure he's not making more poisoned cookies or planning to turn more members pink, or any other nefarious evil schemes. >.<

Sage · « **Reply #17 on:** March 03, 2009, 08:20:16 pm »

Welcome to the team hon

Blastdav · « **Reply #18 on:** March 03, 2009, 08:48:34 pm »

Quote from: Kobuk on March 03, 2009, 07:17:15 pm

Kaloyan, your first official act as Watcher is to secretly watch Blastdav and make sure he's not making more poisoned cookies or planning to turn more members pink, or any other nefarious evil schemes. >.<

Let him believe that's what you're doing. Your real assignment will be coming to you shortly ^_^

Hayaikawa · « **Reply #19 on:** March 03, 2009, 08:50:21 pm »

so many staff members.....everywhere.....all around me.....can't hide..@.@ AHHHHHHH

*runs around screaming*

McMajik · « **Reply #20 on:** March 04, 2009, 03:03:11 am »

Quote from: Hayaikawa on March 03, 2009, 08:50:21 pm

so many staff members.....everywhere.....all around me.....can't hide..@.@ AHHHHHHH

*runs around screaming*

Quickly, get in the hat!

*takes off hat and throws hayaikawa in*

>_>
<_<

BTW, congrats kalo!

*vanishes*

Kay Alett · « **Reply #21 on:** March 04, 2009, 03:48:59 am »

*sits in his office staring at many tv screens all tuned to various sections of furtopia. He zooms in on one fur just sitting there quietly. The fur then picks his nose.*

I saw that!

Kobuk · « **Reply #22 on:** March 06, 2009, 11:53:33 pm »

Just remember, Kaloyan, I'm watching you!

O_O

Kay Alett · « **Reply #23 on:** March 07, 2009, 12:16:50 am »

Eeek! Scary Admin!

*hids under his bed*

Hayaikawa · « **Reply #24 on:** March 07, 2009, 01:22:21 am »

*pops head out of McMajiks hat*
Is it safe
>.>
<.<