Author Topic: Quotes... (Read 83797 times)

Kayle · « **Reply #100 on:** October 15, 2008, 01:42:52 pm »

"oh, yes, we've had much adventure, and not nearly as much puppy-hugging or flower sniffing as I expected."-Dr. Eggman, from Sonic Chronicles: the Dark Brotherhood

Relaxing Dragon · « **Reply #101 on:** October 15, 2008, 01:44:22 pm »

Mr. Mohra: "Oh, he was a little guy... Kinda funny lookin'."
Officer Olson: "Uh-huh. In what way?"
Mr. Mohra: "Oh, just in a general kinda way."

Timberwuff · « **Reply #102 on:** October 15, 2008, 03:58:11 pm »

"Chemistry is no fun when safety regulations are put in."
-My Chemistry instructor.

Kayle · « **Reply #103 on:** October 16, 2008, 12:12:09 pm »

"ORANGE FOREST CREATURE HAS GONE MAD. RECOMEND IMMEDIATE DESTRUCTION."
-OMEGA, from Sonic Chronicles, the Dark Brotherhood.

Bloodtooth · « **Reply #104 on:** October 16, 2008, 08:45:07 pm »

“Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed.”
- Josef Stalin

One of my favourites.

Kayle · « **Reply #105 on:** October 17, 2008, 02:24:52 pm »

"what in the name of- Oh God, this is Margaret- were you thinking?"
-Dr. Cox, from Scrubs.

Timberwuff · « **Reply #106 on:** October 17, 2008, 04:45:05 pm »

Oh boy! Another round of TF2 quotes!

"For instance; How am I gonna stop some mean mother-Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun."
-Engineer, from "Meet the Engineer"

"Professional's have standards: be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
-Sniper, from "Meet the Sniper"

"I appear to have burst into flames."
"Peek-a-boo!"
"I never really was on your side."
"This will be the last time you see me."
-Spy, TF2

"Did ze Frauleins have their misselschmetts?" (Translation: "Did you ladies say your prayers?")
-Medic, TF2

Relaxing Dragon · « **Reply #107 on:** October 20, 2008, 03:45:42 pm »

Henry Drummond: "Can't you understand? That if you take a law like evolution and you make it a crime to teach it in the public schools, tomorrow you can make it a crime to teach it in the private schools? And tomorrow you may make it a crime to read about it. And soon you may ban books and newspapers. And then you may turn Catholic against Protestant, and Protestant against Protestant, and try to foist your own religion upon the mind of man. If you can do one, you can do the other. Because fanaticism and ignorance is forever busy, and needs feeding. And soon, your Honor, with banners flying and with drums beating we'll be marching backward, BACKWARD, through the glorious ages of that Sixteenth Century when bigots burned the man who dared bring enlightenment and intelligence to the human mind!"

Kayle · « **Reply #108 on:** October 21, 2008, 01:28:00 pm »

"Oh, great. Mama always told me that one day I'd get stuck in an alien dimension without a change of clothes."-Rouge, Sonic Chronicles, the Dark Brotherhood.

"Um, guys? this is not the time for nerd bonding."-Rouge

"You know you're drunk when you swerve to avoid a tree, only to realize that the tree was your air freshener."-My friend Kyle.

Relaxing Dragon · « **Reply #109 on:** October 21, 2008, 04:44:52 pm »

Andrew Ryan: "We all make choices in life, but in the end our choices make us."

Kayle · « **Reply #110 on:** October 22, 2008, 01:43:34 pm »

"I've folded a lot of flags over the years, and given them to wives, husbands and children. I always told them I was sorry for their loss, but that's not really what I was thinking. My only thought was 'Better them than me.' I don't feel that way now. Believe it or not, there are things worse than death, like sitting here waiting to die. We have to do something."-from "Dawn of the Dead"

Timberwuff · « **Reply #111 on:** October 22, 2008, 04:15:02 pm »

"When you learn a new discipline, like chemistry, you learn all of these fancy technical terms like Dissociation. But once you're able to speak using them, and no one else has a clue about what you're talking about, then you have a PHD."
-My chemistry instructor.

McMajik · « **Reply #112 on:** October 22, 2008, 04:44:47 pm »

"Lewis, im going out to get milk, because you drank it all - AGAIN!" - my father

"An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded" - a friend of mine

Kay Alett · « **Reply #113 on:** October 22, 2008, 06:49:00 pm »

Live with a man forty years, share his house, his meals, speak on every subject... Then tie him up and hold him over the volcano's edge, and on that day you will finally meet the man.

Kayle · « **Reply #114 on:** October 24, 2008, 12:58:55 pm »

"No, we shall not meet on a ship, Abigail. The next time we meet will be in hell."-from Arthur Miller's "The Crucible."

"I am tired of fighting. Our chiefs are killed...It is cold, and we have no blankets. The little children are freezing to death...My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun now stands, I will fight no more, forever."-Chief Joseph of the Nez Perce at his surrender to the U.S. army, 1877.

Baako · « **Reply #115 on:** October 24, 2008, 02:14:23 pm »

Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap

Kayle · « **Reply #116 on:** October 24, 2008, 03:23:30 pm »

"Fat people survive for up to ten minutes longer in arctic temperature water than skinny people do."- Coach Lee, my physics teacher.

"Ahhhh! My eyes are broken! Oh, wait. Never mind. They were just closed."- Big the Cat, Sonic Chronicles, the Dark Brotherhood.

Kay Alett · « **Reply #117 on:** October 24, 2008, 09:02:33 pm »

Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill them right back. -Malcom Rynolds. (Firefly is the greatest space western ever made)

McMajik · « **Reply #118 on:** October 24, 2008, 10:34:08 pm »

"I thought you said you were listening to hair metal!" - Tachyon being almost as tired and cranky as me

VT-Pilot · « **Reply #119 on:** October 24, 2008, 10:52:00 pm »

"If it's stupid and it works... It ain't stupid." Marine Corps.

"Dude you suck with the sniper rifle..."
"Maybe if 'someone' would actually let me use it!"

Kay Alett · « **Reply #120 on:** October 24, 2008, 11:01:41 pm »

Church:Hey wait a minuet, I think 'Blarg' means 'yes'. Hey alien, does 'blarg' mean 'yes'?
Alien: Blarg
Church:Holy [cencored] he said yes! He just said yes! 'Blarg' means 'yes' I speak alien!
Tex: Uhhh, yeah, unless it means 'no'. In which case he just said "No, 'Blarg' does not mean 'yes'".
Church: What? No way. Hey alien, am I right?
Alien: ...Blarg
Church:Ha ha, I'm right. What do you know?

McMajik · « **Reply #121 on:** October 24, 2008, 11:32:59 pm »

Of course not! That's why you're playing hair metal and hanging out on furry forums, talking to a writer who thinks he's a bird who thinks that he's a kitsune. ^.^ - Tachyon on Doom at the age of 5 not warping my mind

Furlong · « **Reply #122 on:** October 26, 2008, 10:44:44 am »

Danny Butterman: What do you think?
Nicholas Angel: Well, I wouldn't argue that it wasn't a no-holds-barred, adrenaline-fuelled thrill ride. But there is no way you can perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork.
Danny Butterman: That is nothing man, this is about to go off!

Kay Alett · « **Reply #123 on:** October 26, 2008, 09:26:43 pm »

Cyberman: We have five million Cybermen, how many are you?
Dalek: Four.
Cyberman: You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?
Dalek: We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek! You are supirior in only one respect.
Cyberman: What is that?
Dalek: You are better at dying.

Esquire · « **Reply #124 on:** October 27, 2008, 03:04:59 am »

"..."-Link, Ocarina of Time