Extremely radical Haikus I wrote

[DoubleSwee]

I like to eat chips
I don't like them in hummus
That makes it taste gross

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Give me your money
So I can donate it all
To help local schools

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So, I sell propane
Would you like some propane, sir
High quality propane, here

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Haiku is so fun
My fingers hurt from counting
All the syllables

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Feel free to critique my Haiku or post your own haiku.
I want to hear some of your awesome haikus

[Bronx]

I like your poems.
Each one made me laugh really hard.
This haiku really sucks.

I'm not a poet
Because I write dumb things like
This horrible thing.

[9141702]

Haiku are real hard...
'Cause they put limitations
On syllables used

[Furenzied]

They are only hard
Because you must change the way
You handle your words

[Bronx]

I had forgotten
About this silly thread.
I still can't write these.