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Offline Natura Wolf

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Nearest Book
« on: January 23, 2014, 08:01:04 pm »
Everyone,
I saw this one on Facebook and it made me laugh when I tried it

'Pick up the nearest book to you, turn to page 45.  The first sentence explains your love life.'

This was my answer

'QUESTION What has changed about the logon process?' XD
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Re: Nearest Book
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2014, 08:04:03 pm »
"Jessica looked down at her right hand, flexed the fingers, remembering the pain, the terror, the anger."

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Sounds about right.
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Re: Nearest Book
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2014, 08:06:53 pm »
My answer was...(Drumroll, plz)

"They spoke softly, so softly, and managed to maintain the sleep position, but neither one of them was the least bit sleepy."

Umm.....deep?

That was a good little laugh  :orraccoon:
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Re: Nearest Book
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2014, 08:11:23 pm »
"The USSR had enough trouble during the 1920s and 1930s without worrying too much about the design of modern weapons for its armed forces, but after matters had settled down enough for re-equipment of the Red Army to be contemplated, the creation of a sub-machine gun design was not very high on the list of Soviet military priorities."


Doesn't look like I'll be falling in love anytime soon... not that I'm complaining, though.
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Re: Nearest Book
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2014, 01:21:19 am »
My fate is.......*-"if God wills it! sure, sure!" Kennerly laughed unhappily, and his eyes went on wanting the gunslinger stretched out dead at his feet.*

Uuuuuuum i think i need new books. lol
« Last Edit: January 24, 2014, 01:26:40 am by Mu Rho Ni »
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Re: Nearest Book
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2014, 01:22:46 am »
Quote from: Mu Rho Ni on January 24, 2014, 01:21:19 am
My fate is.......*-"if God wills it! sure, sure!" Kennerly laughed unhappily, and his eyes went on wanting the gunslinger stretched out dead at his feet.*

Uuuuuuuum
Good luck with that one bud, hope the date goes well.
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Re: Nearest Book
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2014, 07:30:25 pm »
I had 2 books at equal distance so I got:

""Leo moved to the doorway. ' Ask me about it later, Emma.'

and

"Harry was alternately filled with restless energy that made him unable to settle to anything, during which time he paced his bedroom, furious at the whole lot of them leaving him to stew in this mess; and with a lethargy so complete that he could lie on his bed for an hours at a time, staring dazedly into space, aching with dread at the thought on the Ministry hearing."

wow that was a long sentence ^.^
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Re: Nearest Book
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2014, 07:50:32 pm »
"So, I became an undead minion in the fortress of Necromancer Lord Dreadgrave."



...Not what I expected. :P
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Re: Nearest Book
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2014, 10:46:53 pm »
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Like many spring bulbs, hyacinths do best in full sun.

Well, I do enjoy the sunshine!!  :D
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Re: Nearest Book
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2014, 11:11:19 pm »
"It was terrible, but not to be overlooked, that precisely the Jew, in tremendous numbers, seemed chosen by Nature for this shameful calling"

...um...

....interesting....



(BTW, the book was Mein Kampf)
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Re: Nearest Book
« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2014, 12:17:13 am »
"Fold left and right corners in to center. Repeat on other side..."
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Re: Nearest Book
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2014, 12:23:04 am »
Today it's. Lotta dead birds.
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Re: Nearest Book
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2014, 06:31:26 am »
Go through the cockpit drill that you learned in stage 2. Make sure to unlock the ejector clip and close the hood. Once you are correctly seated and drills are complete, you can then move on to the APU start up sequence.

Describes absolutely nothing sensible.
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Re: Nearest Book
« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2014, 08:22:25 am »
"Nature works to make the planet operate"

Well, that escalated quickly.
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Re: Nearest Book
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2014, 11:52:05 am »
I managed to get... The Holy Bible.
"But since Shechem defiled their sister, Dinah, Jacob's sons responded deceitfully to Shechem, and his father, Hamor."
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Re: Nearest Book
« Reply #15 on: January 26, 2014, 01:30:33 am »
Did another one, just for the heck of it.

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Re: Nearest Book
« Reply #16 on: January 26, 2014, 01:40:37 am »
Megatokyo Vol 4 Pg 45 Line 1: "Famous Ex-Voice Actress, like what ever who cares"
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Re: Nearest Book
« Reply #17 on: January 27, 2014, 04:43:40 am »
I manged to pick up: the communist manifesto (why i have it , ill never know)

"The manufacturing worker of the 16th to the 18th centuries still had, with but few exception, an instrument of production in his own possession – his loom, the family spinning wheel, a little plot of land which he cultivated in his spare time. "

A. That was all one sentence

B. I need new books if im gonna do this
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Re: Nearest Book
« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2014, 09:32:41 am »
In case your wondering about the book, it is called Poseidon's Arrow by Clive Cussler and Dirk Cussler.

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She leaned back on the padded seat, closed her eyes, and luxuriated in the warmth of the sun.

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Re: Nearest Book
« Reply #19 on: January 27, 2014, 06:41:40 pm »
However, it is important to keep in mind that the leingth of the cycle varies with the kind of organism involved, with the type of cell within an organism, and with temperature and other factors.

Interesting...
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Re: Nearest Book
« Reply #20 on: January 28, 2014, 02:26:22 am »
lol i have no books in my room ^^ accept for the 2 furry art books......
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Re: Nearest Book
« Reply #21 on: January 28, 2014, 04:55:04 pm »
the first sentence on page 45 is...

"It was a little too real."

im confused now...
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Re: Nearest Book
« Reply #22 on: January 30, 2014, 03:32:01 pm »
First sentence on page 45.

"He plied the strokes with the Lieutenant's riding crop"

Well then, i'm not saying that's not true, but...
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Re: Nearest Book
« Reply #23 on: February 15, 2014, 07:09:20 pm »
Replace the hammer spring rod head in its housing.  :o

For context, it an FN FAL Manual.  :P
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Re: Nearest Book
« Reply #24 on: February 16, 2014, 12:07:56 am »
I'm reading the next book in the series I'm reading so I guess it's time to check page 45

"Your weapons are there; collect them and we'll move up to level forty."

lol?  :o
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