Random Thought For The Day

[Jade Sinapu]

Alien abductions. Don't know why I thought about this. Just popped in my head. The reason red necks are the only people to get anal probed is because their minds aren't worth probing.

I want this on a bumper sticker.  But here I'd be shot



Do wolves wear t shirts with humans on them?

[cause the rat]

The world is my circus. I'm going to spend more time laughing at it.

[Jade Sinapu]

Why are they called head phones and not ear speakers?  Is my head calling someone?

[Rocket T. Coyote]

Here's wishing everyone attending AC a joyful and fulfilling experience. Also safe and uneventful travel to and from the event.

[Kobuk]

Furry fandom is kind of like the old RAID Roach Motel insect bait trap.
You can check in (Join the fandom), but you can't check out (Retire/leave).
No matter how much you leave/retire, there will always be some portion of you that will always be interested in the furry fandom/anthropomorphics.

[Rocket T. Coyote]

Until recently, I thought that evictions tended to happen to people on reality television shows. Yet it happened to my longtime next-door neighbors. The place was fixed up a few years ago. Their widowed mother was wheelchair bound and likely died a year or two later. The son divorced his wife, moved back from Wisconsin and just smoked and slacked off. The girl worked part time, stocking shelves at Meijer's and returning at odd times predawn.

One Friday, I return to see a small U-Haul van being loaded. They left a lot of stuff behind. There was an eviction notice taped to the door they don't use. I'm not sure how they could've missed it as someone was usually home during the daytime.

[cause the rat]

the smell of fresh cut grass is always nicer when someone else is mowing.

[Rocket T. Coyote]

It doesn't hurt to ride your bike in the direction of traffic. It's also the law in most areas.

[Jade Sinapu]

How many people have dedicated laser light sources and what would they do with them if they had one?
I do not know why I am asking this.  IT IS RANDOM

[Rocket T. Coyote]

If you're going to make enemies, then have fun in doing so.

[Rocket T. Coyote]

Big truck always wins. The driver--not so much.

[Jade Sinapu]

My dog collects wood,  obsessively.
A local beaver obsessively connects wood to make a dam.
Are dogs and beavers related?
Is there something to this wood collecting I should know about?

[Rocket T. Coyote]

When another motorist wants to pass--let him! His "Get Out Of Jail Free" card is likely to be tested instead of yours.

[Rocket T. Coyote]

We're getting ready to move Mom into assisted living.

[Rocket T. Coyote]

After three attempts, Mom is still at home.

[Jade Sinapu]

I've been taking glucosamine chondroitin with msm, type 1 and type 3 collagen, type 2 undenatured collagen,  gelatin.
Knee pain reduced a whole lot. Knee function much improved.  Still have cartilage damage from arthritis. I'm 7 year old dog.

My claws are affected too.   There is a growth line on all of them,  they are thicker and stronger there,  it's amazing.  No side effects.
Kneeling is still hard.  Deep bends still problematic.
 
Was I just not eating enough of these things and I lost knee cartilage?
I was at the point of not being able to do stairs,  walk, or bend.

I was told eating chicken sternum cartilage is best thing for me.  Where to get this?

[Rocket T. Coyote]

So far, Batman movies have featured the villains Catwoman, The Joker, Mr. Freeze, Two-Face, The Riddler, Poison Ivy, Scarecrow, Ra's Al Ghul, and The Penguin. Could King Tut be in the works. They could get Steve Martin to play the role and a rendition of King Tut could be performed during the screenplay.