Tails Too...

[firefox_b]

Hello kiddies, it's time for another twisted tail from the fur, just in time for Furloween, ahahahahaha!!!  
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It had been a hard day at the airport for the fursuited duo of the fox and wolf.  There had been a rather fierce turf war with the hari krishnas, the usual abusive teenagers, and a kid who had almost torn the fox's tail off!  A severe thunderstorm raged outside, and the pair wondered how they'd make it back to their cars without the bulky suits taking on water and risking ruin.  All this, and just a few days before Furloween!  Somedays, it didn't pay to be a fur.

"Can I talk to you about being furry, Sir," asked the fox of a passing businessman.  "Are you interested in learning about Anthrocon?  

"Beat it, fruitcake!," muttered the businessman, increasing his pace.

"At least take this baggie of kibble?," entreated the fox, but to no avail.  The fox was growing despondent...

"Momma said there'd be days like this, there'd be days like this, my Momma said," mused the wolf.  The fox was tempted to slug him, but remembered the furry code of hugs, not slugs.  He couldn't help but growl a bit deeply in his throat, however.  "Oh, if only I were a real anthro!," moaned the fox.

"Aren't all things possible on Furloween?," asked the wolf.

In some unseen and unreachable realm, the furry gods listened.  "Let's party!," they cried.

All at once there came a deafening clap of thunder, and the fox and wolf were literally knocked off their feet and thrown across the room.  The smell of ozone filled the area, together with the stench of singed fur.  The fox and wolf groaned softly, and rolled to their sides.  Eventually the fox sat up, and raised his arms to his throbbing head to see if his face was still intact.

And most remarkable!  His hands and lower arms were covered with glossy black fur, the arms ending in black clawed digits.  He shot a glance over at his companion, who was now covered with lush gray fur, every inch the great timber wolf that he had long aspired to be.  Powerful muscles rippled under the gray coat.

"It's a Furloween miracle!," marveled the fox, admiring his new coat of burnt umber colored fur...


(...to be continued?)    

[beyond the darkness]

I'm a wee bitty confused! Good story though I like it!

[chimera soul]

when you gonna add more cause the story sounds awesome, i cant wait to read what happens

[Chaz_wolf]

Howls FireFox,

Its a great start for a great story,
Keep up the great work.

Your folfy
Chaz

[firefox_b]

Thanks, guys!  Now you've done it...I'll have to write more!  See what happens when you encourage me?  Somebody stop me before I write again!  

[Chaz_wolf]

Anytime Firefox,
You write good '>

Your folfy
Chaz

[Rikimaru]

hehe i think its a cool story

i wish sumthin similar happen to me (the wole miracle thing)

[firefox_b]

(...let us continue, then... '>
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By then a small crowd was growing as people froze to look at the unfamiliar sight of two anthropomorphic beings in the airport.  Ever sociable and cordial, the wolf jumped to his feet and began randomly pouncing on nearby people, hugging them and licking their faces.  Unfortunately, this was largely construed as being an attack by those same souls, who fled away screaming.  The wolf was confused and hurt by all this...

"They've never seen the like of you before," prompted the fox.  "Perhaps we need to be a little more, err, formal."

"We've got more company," said the wolf, as airport security converged with guns drawn.

"Who do I look like?," complained the fox.  "Osama Freakin' Laden?"  He was having a really bad day...
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In the distant reaches of Furhalla, the furry gods and goddesses watched these events transpire on what looked to be a Sony big screen television, except that it floated in the air, and had a screen framed by clouds. --The reception was truly excellent!   The Father of All Foxes turned to the Big Enchilada of Wolves, and said...

"This is starting to get interesting!"

"Yeah," replied the wolf god, "but we're got to give the boys a bit of an edge, or the game is over."

"Well said!,"  concurred the fox.  "Let's give the guys some wild talents!"

"Party on, dude!," agreed the wolf.  

(The heavenly duo extended their paws earthward, and a strange empowerment was passed down to the players below.  What will these powers be?   Will our furry heroes escape being shot and mounted?  And will a cheap literary device be involved?)

These answers, and more, in our next installment!  

[Amethyst_Niger]

oooooooooo very god (!'>

*claps*