(This is an experiment. An interactive story, almost. Treat it like a real thread and we'll see if this goes anywhere. The poster is just..a guy, posting on a regular old forum. A healthy amount of suspension of disbelief couldn't hurt, by the way.)
All day I've had this little itch on my thigh. Like, it almost hurts. Like a mosquito or a spider bite, but..bigger? It's like I can feel the itch in more than one place AROUND the little area.
Any suggestions? I've looked around the internet, but I don't really word these things that well.