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Cheesey Catchphrases & Slogans
« on: March 29, 2019, 08:30:05 pm »
What cheesey catchphrases and slogans have you heard lately? You know the ones! They grate on the ear. They make you say Huh? They may even get a snicker from you.

One local catchphrase, for a local gaming casino is Bring On The Bliss. As in "I blew my weekly paycheck on blackjack and the slots but Bring On The Bliss!"
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Re: Cheesey Catchphrases & Slogans
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2019, 09:04:31 pm »
There is a restaurant that I know about which serves nothing but turkey products. It is called "The squat and gobble."
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Re: Cheesey Catchphrases & Slogans
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2019, 09:22:46 pm »
For a plumbing company that my twin saw on the highway years ago" it said your crap is our bread and butter"
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Re: Cheesey Catchphrases & Slogans
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2019, 01:05:11 am »
Quote from: charcoal on March 29, 2019, 09:22:46 pm
For a plumbing company that my twin saw on the highway years ago" it said your crap is our bread and butter"

That's also what they say in wastewater treatment.

The one for Chevy is especially cheesey: Find New Roads. It's like they found a new way to tell someone to Get Lost.
« Last Edit: May 05, 2019, 10:19:28 pm by Rocket T. Coyote »
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Re: Cheesey Catchphrases & Slogans
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2019, 06:09:15 am »
Or meet sawtooth three finger and one eye
My pack of cigarettes has one saying " the leader of the pack"
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Re: Cheesey Catchphrases & Slogans
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2019, 11:44:01 pm »
One from my childhood: Join the Dodge Boys--65ers Today...Today!
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Re: Cheesey Catchphrases & Slogans
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2019, 12:19:36 am »
"Nothing runs like a deer" John deer
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Re: Cheesey Catchphrases & Slogans
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2019, 08:13:29 am »
"When in doubt, pull it out!"

Electric company slogan regarding electrical safety near water.
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Re: Cheesey Catchphrases & Slogans
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2019, 12:05:58 am »
Chevy's "Find New Roads".  Okay, now what?
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Re: Cheesey Catchphrases & Slogans
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2019, 01:21:37 am »
Fahrvergnügen
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Re: Cheesey Catchphrases & Slogans
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2019, 09:29:54 pm »
Quote from: FarFar on April 10, 2019, 08:13:29 am
"When in doubt, pull it out!"

Electric company slogan regarding electrical safety near water.

*bites tongue*
Really, they used THAT!?!

Charmin bathroon tissue: " why not enjoy the go?"

UPS: " what can brown do for you?"
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Invite them in and make them beg for more!
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Re: Cheesey Catchphrases & Slogans
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2019, 10:21:11 pm »
There's Something About An Aqua Velva Man
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Re: Cheesey Catchphrases & Slogans
« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2019, 11:23:30 pm »
From Exxonn ..."put a tiger in your tank"
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Re: Cheesey Catchphrases & Slogans
« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2019, 11:27:59 pm »
"Maxwell House--Good to the last drop"
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Re: Cheesey Catchphrases & Slogans
« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2019, 11:21:55 pm »
Come to where the flavor is--Come to Marlburo Country
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Re: Cheesey Catchphrases & Slogans
« Reply #15 on: May 15, 2019, 10:47:26 am »
Make America Great Again.

I always thought America was great.
(And no, I'm not wanting to start something with this post)
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Re: Cheesey Catchphrases & Slogans
« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2019, 01:20:19 am »
Change You Can Believe In
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Re: Cheesey Catchphrases & Slogans
« Reply #17 on: June 04, 2019, 11:00:09 pm »
Oh What A Feeling!
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Re: Cheesey Catchphrases & Slogans
« Reply #18 on: June 05, 2019, 01:16:51 am »
"Call Frank Azar, The Strong Arm" *Huge cartoon fist slams on a desk* (lawyer advert)
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Re: Cheesey Catchphrases & Slogans
« Reply #19 on: June 08, 2019, 09:31:07 pm »
You deserve a break today. (1960s Mcdonalds)
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Re: Cheesey Catchphrases & Slogans
« Reply #20 on: July 01, 2019, 11:10:53 pm »
There's Dow Know-How in every drop of Bay!

Back when Dow Chemical refined gasoline.
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Re: Cheesey Catchphrases & Slogans
« Reply #21 on: October 02, 2019, 09:12:44 pm »
"We're right next to the big rusty water tower!"--Larry's Pistol & Pawn, Huntsville, Al.
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Re: Cheesey Catchphrases & Slogans
« Reply #22 on: October 09, 2019, 09:50:43 pm »
At Beneficial (doot-doot) you're good for more!
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« Reply #23 on: October 30, 2019, 08:21:26 am »
Our number one business is your number two. (Septic tank company.)
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Re: Cheesey Catchphrases & Slogans
« Reply #24 on: November 14, 2019, 05:27:19 pm »
Oh What A Feeling! (To Buy A Toyota)
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