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Fursuit Pickup Lines
« on: September 17, 2014, 09:41:03 pm »
Pickup lines one might use on a fursuiter. For example:

Are those real? The claws I mean.
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2014, 09:44:12 pm »
Is that tail animatronic or you happy to see me...
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2014, 08:52:30 am »
My, what big furboots you have!
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2014, 09:12:42 pm »
Your follow-me eyes beckonned me to follow you.
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2014, 11:11:29 pm »
You look quite hot in that there fur....
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2014, 04:52:21 am »
My, what big eyes you have.
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2014, 07:25:33 pm »
If I pressed your nose button, what sound would you make?
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2014, 10:30:23 pm »
Nice tail.
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2014, 12:48:51 am »
Are you in heat because  you look hot.
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2014, 11:21:27 pm »
If I said you have a beautiful fursuit, would you hold it against me?
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2014, 12:50:49 pm »
I only have buckram eyes for you.
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2014, 05:17:38 pm »
Panting at you? No! No... it's just hot in here.
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2014, 07:53:40 pm »
How about a practice hug?
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2014, 09:55:58 pm »
Do you prefer Febreeze of the store-brand equivalent?
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2014, 12:23:28 am »
Do your LED eyes light up the room, or is it just me?  ;)
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2014, 03:01:31 pm »
I certainly did. Tail you here.
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #16 on: December 06, 2014, 04:49:13 pm »
That fursuit ain't the only hot thing in here
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #17 on: December 08, 2014, 08:07:11 pm »
If I said that you have a beautiful fursuit, would you hold me against you?
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2014, 02:56:38 am »
You had me at *squeaker noise*  ;)
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #19 on: December 14, 2014, 10:51:35 pm »
Staring? No, that's just the way my head is made.
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #20 on: December 23, 2014, 03:32:33 am »
These weren't supposed to be follow-me eyes.... but they're definitely following you.
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #21 on: December 23, 2014, 06:57:49 pm »
I'll show you my jaw set if you show me yours.
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #22 on: December 23, 2014, 10:49:34 pm »
I saw your sign for free hugs and was honored to fulfill your request  ;)
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #23 on: January 16, 2015, 09:07:21 pm »
Do you skritch on the first date?
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Re: Fursuit Pickup Lines
« Reply #24 on: January 18, 2015, 12:59:23 am »
So...where do you prefer to be in a fur pile?  ;)
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