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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2350 on: December 10, 2020, 02:10:59 pm »
Eats them.


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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2351 on: December 11, 2020, 03:11:08 pm »
 Throw it into a copy machine and spread the news!!

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2352 on: January 08, 2021, 04:46:19 pm »
Burns them.


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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2353 on: March 06, 2021, 08:04:49 pm »
 Burn it.  The graphing calculators from the 90's are better!

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2354 on: September 21, 2021, 12:05:17 am »
Burn those bath towels!  The dog laied in them!

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2355 on: September 21, 2021, 06:59:43 pm »
Melt it!


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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2356 on: September 21, 2021, 08:54:15 pm »
 Eat it, it contains jerky! Nom nom nom

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2357 on: September 26, 2021, 11:05:48 pm »
Traps them, then takes them far, far away out into the woods and releases them.


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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2358 on: September 27, 2021, 10:56:03 am »
Keep them, they are useful for memorizing facts prior to a test.  (Flash-cards?)
Or burn them, they burn well.


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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2359 on: September 27, 2021, 11:44:05 am »
Keep them, they are useful for memorizing facts prior to a test.  (Flash-cards?)
Or burn them, they burn well.

Nobody cares about "facts" anymore. It's all about lies, lies, and more lies! Lies are the new reality. Lies are the new history. :D

Anyway..........

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2360 on: September 28, 2021, 05:09:04 pm »
Burn them, I hate mops.

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2361 on: October 01, 2021, 03:25:46 pm »
Saves it for a future pandemic.


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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2362 on: October 04, 2021, 10:25:58 am »
Hug it, then trim some extra fat off, burn that to keep warm by or to fuel the fire to cook with.
Eat the bacon when it is done. Throw out the grease.
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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2363 on: October 05, 2021, 03:08:05 am »
Burn. In the words of Samuel L. Jackson... well, you know the rest.

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2364 on: October 05, 2021, 10:38:27 am »
Hug it!  And then throw it to someone else to hug!



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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2365 on: October 05, 2021, 09:10:49 pm »
Catches the plushie because it's a plushie of me. :)

Puts the gallon of milk in the fridge and saves it.


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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2366 on: October 05, 2021, 09:19:44 pm »
Hugs it till it's so wrinkled she looks like the wicked witch of the west.  Then irons it out.

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2367 on: October 10, 2021, 06:58:30 pm »
Cares for them and makes them my personal transportation to and from work at my cafe/coffee shop. :)


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Pineapple topping

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2368 on: October 12, 2021, 09:55:03 am »
Throw the pineapple out, and eat the rest.

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2369 on: October 17, 2021, 04:34:40 pm »
Keep them!

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2370 on: October 18, 2021, 04:10:38 pm »
 Hug it till it pops!

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2371 on: October 21, 2021, 10:12:52 pm »
Cuts it up into smaller pieces to make display bases for some of my model kits.


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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2372 on: October 23, 2021, 01:01:24 am »
Eat it as activated charcoal to absorb that covid-19

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2373 on: October 25, 2021, 04:47:35 pm »
Throws it in the garbage.


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