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Title: In Soviet Russia, "___" jokes
Post by: Wildhead_the_fox on February 09, 2015, 04:27:50 pm
So, the rules are simple! Post an "in Soviet Russia" joke(s) in the thread below!


*in Russian accent* Have fun!
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Post by: Amducious on February 09, 2015, 05:39:15 pm
In Soviet Russia we include a mini ballistic knife in every Russian happy meal
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Post by: Wildhead_the_fox on February 09, 2015, 06:15:37 pm
In soviet Russia, you don't swim in water, water swim in you!
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Post by: Turgius on February 09, 2015, 08:02:12 pm
In Soviet Russia, you don't drive tanks, tanks drive over you!
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Post by: Kobuk on February 09, 2015, 08:20:20 pm
In Soviet Russia, you don't listen to radio, radio listens to you!

(And it's quite true actually. The KGB had listening devices everywhere. They could spy and eavesdrop on anybody and you wouldn't even know it.  8) )
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Post by: Firelight on February 09, 2015, 08:56:49 pm
In Soviet Russia dog own you XD
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Post by: Amducious on February 09, 2015, 09:02:13 pm
In Soviet Russia we include mini AK-47 in every Russian happy meal. Putin action figure sold separately.
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Post by: Wildhead_the_fox on February 10, 2015, 04:41:27 pm
In soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still finds you!
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Post by: Turgius on February 10, 2015, 08:35:47 pm
In Soviet Russia, blocks arrange You!
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on February 13, 2015, 11:26:23 pm
In Soviet Russia, you don't find party--Party finds you!
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Post by: Turgius on February 14, 2015, 08:08:44 am
In Soviet Russia you don't make choice, choice made for you!
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Post by: Wildhead_the_fox on February 14, 2015, 12:45:28 pm
Quote from: Turgius on February 14, 2015, 08:08:44 am
In Soviet Russia you don't make choice, choice made for you!

(Actually, that's quite true, because of the communist government!)

In soviet Russia, you don't eat ice cream, ice cream eat you.
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Post by: Amducious on February 14, 2015, 01:00:11 pm
in soviet russia i don't always drink beer but when i do it's Ukraine's
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Post by: HazardJackal on February 15, 2015, 03:41:34 pm
In Soviet Russia... it's cold...
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Post by: Turgius on February 16, 2015, 10:34:22 am
In Soviet Russia, Putin not on Ritz, Ritz is on Putin!  (:
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Post by: HazardJackal on March 02, 2015, 07:41:47 pm
In Soviet Russia, there are no horses; only bears.
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Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on April 02, 2015, 04:08:34 pm
In Soviet Russia, Vodka drinks you!...
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Post by: Aloneness on April 02, 2015, 06:16:30 pm
In soviet Russia capitalist America jokes make you...
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on April 04, 2015, 10:51:05 am
In Soviet Russia, holiday is for attending military parade on holiday.
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Post by: Old Rabbit on April 05, 2015, 12:25:22 pm
In Soviet Russia they waited in lines two blocks long for Toilet paper. 
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Post by: Tommy Fox Stone on April 08, 2015, 10:35:58 am
In Soviet Russia McDonalds eat's you!...
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on May 09, 2015, 10:35:15 pm
In Soviet Russia, shredded wheat breakfast also perfect for scrubbing pots & pans.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on December 07, 2015, 10:13:11 pm
In Soviet Russia, television watches you.
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Post by: viper213 on December 09, 2015, 10:37:17 am
In russia terms of service violate you

(Sorry not that good apologise in advan e in future posts)
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Post by: Old Rabbit on December 09, 2015, 11:39:59 am
In Soviet Russia we make all shoes for left foot.

(There was a factory in Russia that did turn out all left shoes
due to some error or by design. Who knows.)




Title: Re: In Soviet Russia, "___" jokes
Post by: Arachnid on December 09, 2015, 06:41:28 pm
I got five. In soviet Russia chicken cooks you. In soviet Russia you no look at butt BUTT LOOKS AT YOU. In soviet Russia Pikachu catches you. In soviet Russia soccer is actually entertaining. In soviet Russia YOU get car where it needs to be.
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Post by: Kobuk on December 21, 2016, 09:03:59 pm
In Soviet Russia, they minecraft you.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on December 29, 2016, 08:51:54 pm
In Soviet Russia, Dew drinks you.
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Post by: Rocket T. Coyote on January 14, 2017, 08:26:31 am
In Soviet Russia, President assassinates you.
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Post by: Firelight on March 01, 2017, 03:37:29 pm
Human tricks Coyote  :D