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Donald Trump beats Chuck Norris.
« on: November 24, 2021, 09:49:35 pm »
I had to laugh at this. Donald Trump gets a ninth-degree black belt in taewkwondo whereas Chuck Norris..........only has an eigth-degree black belt?
Supposedly any person who gets a ninth-degree belt is considered some sort of "Grand Master".

Something ain't right here.  :o

Chuck Norris could totally kick Trump's butt!

Trump's "title" is only honorary though since he has NEVER done any taekwondo training in his entire life.  :D


https://www.cnn.com/videos/world/2021/11/24/trump-honorary-black-belt-taekwondo-tgb-intl-ovn-vpx.cnn

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Re: Donald Trump beats Chuck Norris.
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2021, 04:23:01 am »
The Dojo that gave him that tittle is a disgrace to the art and sport. This is a real slap in the face to anyone who holds a belt.
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Re: Donald Trump beats Chuck Norris.
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2021, 04:26:01 pm »
 What Cause said.
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Re: Donald Trump beats Chuck Norris.
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2021, 12:37:27 pm »
I've heard of people getting honorary degrees from universities and such, but a black belt in a martial art?
 
The big problem for Chuck Norris kicking Trump's butt would be that he'd risk never seeing his foot again. It'd mysteriously become lost and consumed by said cushy (flabby) butt when dealing that much-needed kicking...
 
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Re: Donald Trump beats Chuck Norris.
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2021, 11:23:37 pm »
Benjamin. People get honorary degrees for contributing to what every the art or sport is. Herbie Hancock received one from Juilliard. Because if his contribution to jazz music. Other's who have received honorary degrees. J.K. Rowling. Albert Einstein, Walt Disney, Stephen W. Hawking. It's obvious those giving the degrees wanted to be associated with the recipients. Trumps honorary black belt is both disgusting and disgraceful. I really home those who have actually earned their degrees from that dojo return them and seek other dojos to re earn them back.
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Re: Donald Trump beats Chuck Norris.
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2021, 08:30:33 am »
But on the bright side, BHO has Trump beat in number of interviews given in the first year in office. Uncle Joe gave about a dozen so far.
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Re: Donald Trump beats Chuck Norris.
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2021, 11:06:11 pm »
When my co-worker said Trump was Grand Master, this must've been what he was talking about.
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