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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1725 on: March 22, 2019, 02:52:40 am »
When you have a file for yourself at your dogs vet's office.
Heh... I do actually...
I convinced them to do an x-ray of my hand as I helped hold my dog on the x-ray table.
It was to x-ray her back, but I also wanted to see my finger which I thought I had hurt.
Helps when the x-ray technician is a relative...


You know you are a furry when you just give up and eat the fuzzy fur when it gets in your food, because you just assume it's yours anyway.
Bear your soul and take control
If the wolves are howling outside your door
Invite them in and make them beg for more!
(Name that tune!)

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1726 on: March 22, 2019, 03:40:52 pm »
...I seem to have befriended the cottontail doe "Momma Bunny". She approaches to within a few feet when she sees me setting out treats at night. Wanting first crack at the goodies.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1727 on: March 29, 2019, 12:12:57 pm »
When you yell at the local skunk to lower his dang tail while you were passing by
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1728 on: March 29, 2019, 02:08:33 pm »
When you wonder how your dogs will react to you in a new fursuit.
I took the red pill...

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1729 on: March 29, 2019, 08:18:33 pm »
...you see skunk and cat hanging out in the yard and think "furmeet!"
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1730 on: May 05, 2019, 01:12:58 am »
...your eye is drawn to a certain plushie in the Walmart claw machine game.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1731 on: May 05, 2019, 09:18:59 pm »
When you worry about getting a tail amputation and how it will destroy your looks and ability to talk with your furrends.
Bear your soul and take control
If the wolves are howling outside your door
Invite them in and make them beg for more!
(Name that tune!)

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1732 on: May 08, 2019, 08:33:40 am »
When you are spending an hour on furtopia and you should be doing other things to get ready for the day.
I took the red pill...

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1733 on: May 10, 2019, 12:07:31 am »
When you fight the urge to respond to the neighbor's dog's yowling.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1734 on: May 10, 2019, 08:25:08 am »
When you are posting on furtopia while wearing a tail and a set of ears.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1735 on: May 11, 2019, 06:39:27 pm »
When you think of ways to attach real antlers to your head.
Bear your soul and take control
If the wolves are howling outside your door
Invite them in and make them beg for more!
(Name that tune!)

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1736 on: May 12, 2019, 08:37:06 am »
When you save your dogs fur and add it to your fursuit.
I took the red pill...

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1737 on: May 12, 2019, 11:57:12 am »
...You sought out the Rocket Raccoon Happy Meal toy at McDonald's.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1738 on: May 12, 2019, 06:23:01 pm »
You trade your happy meal toy with the kid who has the Rocket Raccoon toy.
I took the red pill...

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1739 on: May 18, 2019, 01:02:41 am »
...when you celebrate the 50th Anniversary of Apollo 10 as the first plushies in Mission Control.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1740 on: May 20, 2019, 06:01:48 pm »
When you shop and start visualizing people as animal versions of themselves, and want to bust out laughing how true it is.
Bear your soul and take control
If the wolves are howling outside your door
Invite them in and make them beg for more!
(Name that tune!)

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1741 on: May 22, 2019, 08:39:10 am »
When you have more then a dozen plushies scattered around your house.
I took the red pill...

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1742 on: May 22, 2019, 01:47:16 pm »
When you have dreams of putting on your fursuit and transforming and being happy forever as a true anthro-animal.
(after you adjust to the increase in body temp)
Bear your soul and take control
If the wolves are howling outside your door
Invite them in and make them beg for more!
(Name that tune!)

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1743 on: May 22, 2019, 04:12:30 pm »
When you have dreams of putting on your fursuit and transforming and being happy forever as a true anthro-animal.
(after you adjust to the increase in body temp)

Yup!
I took the red pill...

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1744 on: May 23, 2019, 04:12:27 pm »
When the only way you can remember people is by using their furry alias, and not their real name.
Bear your soul and take control
If the wolves are howling outside your door
Invite them in and make them beg for more!
(Name that tune!)

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1745 on: May 24, 2019, 02:01:32 am »
When wish for more anthros in videogams
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1746 on: May 30, 2019, 11:35:01 pm »
...when you recognize the overseas fursuit knock-off on eBay as a copy of that worn by the GOH at a con you attended.  :o
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1747 on: June 02, 2019, 11:21:11 am »
When you introduce yourself to someone by using your furry name.
I took the red pill...

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1748 on: June 02, 2019, 06:43:23 pm »
When u don't trim your claws .  Um..i mean nails. Yeah that's it!

When you see a building and get annoyed at its constriction because it's not anthro friendly.  I mean door knobs? Really? How are paws supposed to grasp that? And what about ear clearance? And don't get me started on those chairs with no tall holes. 

And cars were never made for a canine/ human hybrid to drive.  It's all wrong.  Where's the water bowl holder and my treat dispenser for each time I correctly use a turn signal?

Down wth our human oppressors!
Bear your soul and take control
If the wolves are howling outside your door
Invite them in and make them beg for more!
(Name that tune!)

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1749 on: June 02, 2019, 06:44:17 pm »
Regular folks expect you to act silly/cute at other events.
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"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
(Baps the old humorist.)