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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1775 on: August 31, 2019, 01:55:38 pm »
You look at all the costumed characters at Disneyland and other amusement parks and think "That's what I want to be and do when I grow up!".  :D

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1776 on: September 01, 2019, 02:37:42 am »
When you know there is a right and wrong way to cut fake fur.
Bear your soul and take control
If the wolves are howling outside your door
Invite them in and make them beg for more!
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1777 on: September 01, 2019, 12:10:27 pm »
...A relative's dog takes a head-tilt at you, and you respond in kind.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1778 on: September 11, 2019, 07:43:37 pm »
The neighbors dog barks at you and your bark back!
I took the red pill...

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1779 on: September 11, 2019, 11:29:51 pm »
When you obsess over your fursuit head in storage getting lonely.
Bear your soul and take control
If the wolves are howling outside your door
Invite them in and make them beg for more!
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1780 on: September 18, 2019, 09:20:23 pm »
The only reason you want to go camping is to spend time in the woods and see all the wildlife.

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1781 on: September 20, 2019, 09:05:48 am »
When you groom your fursuit and your pets more then yourself.

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1782 on: September 25, 2019, 12:23:03 am »
When you worry about cartoon characters being hurt because they are animal-like.
Bear your soul and take control
If the wolves are howling outside your door
Invite them in and make them beg for more!
(Name that tune!)

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1783 on: October 09, 2019, 09:54:07 pm »
...you say "squirrel" to yourself every time one crosses your path.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1784 on: October 30, 2019, 08:20:33 am »
When you are posting to furtopia while wearing a tail and ears.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1785 on: November 27, 2019, 11:29:34 pm »
A skunk waddles up to you, and you just say "Hi!"
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1786 on: November 28, 2019, 02:57:19 pm »
When you go  to an Anime convention and  the first thing I buy is the fist two issues of  Beaststar Manga. ( That what I did)

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1787 on: November 29, 2019, 08:02:14 am »
When you send your friends pictures of yourself in fursuit eating thanksgiving dinner.
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1788 on: November 29, 2019, 07:53:03 pm »
When you make 30+ posts to Furtopia in 1 hour... ;)
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1789 on: December 13, 2019, 08:03:23 pm »
...when you shed tears of joy was Two Socks accepts a treat from the lieutenant in Dances With Wolves.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1790 on: December 24, 2019, 09:00:56 am »
When you make 30+ posts to Furtopia in 1 hour... ;)

Today is the sequel to that!  ;)
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1791 on: December 24, 2019, 09:01:44 am »
When you are posting on Furtopia while watching a furry con video, wearing your foot paws and tail.
I took the red pill...

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1792 on: December 24, 2019, 05:59:06 pm »
...when you shed tears of joy was Two Socks accepts a treat from the lieutenant in Dances With Wolves.
The main reason I watch that movie.

You know you are a furry when you make fursuit sandals because you can, and don't want your paws to get smutty
Bear your soul and take control
If the wolves are howling outside your door
Invite them in and make them beg for more!
(Name that tune!)

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1793 on: December 29, 2019, 05:39:53 pm »
...you get all excited over the upcoming Wile E. Coyote movie.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1794 on: December 29, 2019, 10:11:42 pm »
...you get all excited over the upcoming Wile E. Coyote movie.
Why am I the last to know?

You know you are a furry when you are shopping and can't stop thinking about how to arrange a flash mob of furries at the store just so you can fursuit.  Then you forget why you are at the store to begin with. But you linger in the dog / cat product isle.
Later you buy beef jerky and savagely wolf it down in the car with the lights off, before you can even get the car started and leave the parking lot.  Then later while at home, you wonder if the whole thing was a repressed memory of hunting as a wolf.  Then you post it here.
Bear your soul and take control
If the wolves are howling outside your door
Invite them in and make them beg for more!
(Name that tune!)

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1795 on: March 16, 2020, 10:40:49 pm »
You browse the listings over on Wish for lighted collars, harnesses, and tags--to add to your own ensemble.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1796 on: April 14, 2020, 08:13:37 pm »
...when public officials encourage wearing masks in public so you wear a fursuit partial to the store when buying groceries.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1797 on: April 14, 2020, 11:59:29 pm »
...when public officials encourage wearing masks in public so you wear a fursuit partial to the store when buying groceries.

So,  Did you actually do that? Because I was thinking of doing same here.
Bear your soul and take control
If the wolves are howling outside your door
Invite them in and make them beg for more!
(Name that tune!)

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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1798 on: April 24, 2020, 10:44:54 pm »
...when public officials encourage wearing masks in public so you wear a fursuit partial to the store when buying groceries.

So,  Did you actually do that? Because I was thinking of doing same here.

I'd most likely wear the balaclava worn under the headpiece instead.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: You know you are Furry........
« Reply #1799 on: April 25, 2020, 05:56:48 pm »
You know you are a furry when you hope to search internet for a 20 year old collectable figuring from Realm of the Claw series which you never got to see nor knew about.
Yet now you want it.
Bear your soul and take control
If the wolves are howling outside your door
Invite them in and make them beg for more!
(Name that tune!)