I like the black peppercorn spam if you can find that, cubed and put in good mac-n-cheese with extra black pepper
Yuch. 
never had the black peppercorn but spam, thinly sliced and added to mac and cheese is surprisingly good. So is canned tuna fish and canned chicken. I know how you feel though Kobuk, I loathe tuna fish. I hate it. And when my mom started adding it to mac and cheese i was mad and made her let me get my plate first before she ruined it with fish cause I could just imagine how awful it must have been.

and it tasted good to me.

After that I decided to try other combinations.
Hamburger and mac & cheese is still my favorite, canned chicken is yummy ham is okay and spam is good. Though I haven't had it with black pepper.
And then I decided to try it. Cause I always try to try new foods just to see if maybe something in my sense of feel and taste have changed that maybe now i can like something I didn't before.