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onspiracy: all Canadians are Furrys
« on: January 26, 2005, 08:34:50 pm »
submitted for your approval, the theory that all denzians of the great nation of Canada (Kan-uh-Duh), located above the equater in the contenant of North America, bordered with America (on both sides) are in fact at the very least obsessed with the Anthropromorphisis of animals if not active members of the furry fandom

proof of this hypothisis, the best proof that i can offer into evidence is the Canadian Currency System. while american currency seems to contain images of former presidents and national archatecture, canadian currency seems to contain a varied array of animals. the twoonie, a 2 doller coin contains a Polor bear with it's cubs, the 1 dollor coin contains a loon. 25 cents contains an elk, and 5 cents contain a beaver. just about the only canadian currency that dosn't contain an animal is the 10 cent and 1 cent coins. this is obviously a government conspiricy to intergrate the people of Canaa into the fury fandom

2nd is a little more subversive, but the Disney corperation famed for it's portrayl of Anthropromorphic charecters on film , and it's animaters in particular seem to have a majority of Canadian citezens. the highest percentege seems to come from the Canadian universaty Sheridan, located in Toronto Ontario (i got rejected by them, BASTERDS!'<img'>

secondly, or third for those of you keeping count is the fact that canada seems to produce it's waight in furry art. the creator of popular website VGCATS.com is a proud canadian, the popular forum Furry.ca. Canada plays host to Feral, north america's largest furry summer camp.

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« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2005, 08:41:46 pm »
yes, and all moon creatures are furry because when they say "eygelyblorp" it sounds like "cat".  '<img'>

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« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2005, 08:54:03 pm »
I have seen tons of furry material in comic shops, but they don't call themselves furry, but I have heard the term "morph" used in RPG communities.

If I find some that wanna come outta the closet here in the Bible-belt, I'll let you know '<img'>

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« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2005, 09:06:42 pm »
Well, I wish that were true, cuz maybe there'd be more that 3 in this stupid city! ':p'
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« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2005, 10:13:09 pm »
Conspiracy: All furries are crazy conspiracy theorists!  '<img'>
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« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2005, 10:16:40 pm »
Quote (Burr @ Jan. 26 2005, 7:13 pm)
Conspiracy: All furries are crazy conspiracy theorists!  '<img'>

I resemble that remark '<img'>

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« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2005, 10:19:16 pm »
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If I find some that wanna come outta the closet here in the Bible-belt, I'll let you know


Here in the Bible-Belt? Here in the Bible-Belt?! You live in Canada!! You don't know nothin bout the Bible-Belt!


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« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2005, 10:47:27 pm »
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Conspiracy: All furries are crazy conspiracy theorists!  '<img'>

I resemble that remark '<img'>

i was gunna say that
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« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2005, 11:15:14 pm »
Canada has a bible belt?, what is that, like Regina?

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« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2005, 11:36:02 pm »
Isn't Alberta basically like Texas? I hear they are quite pro-USA there.
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« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2005, 01:51:13 am »
you think everyones a furry

lol

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« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2005, 04:48:02 am »
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Canada has a bible belt?, what is that, like Regina?

Farmtowns in the Fraser valley (a couple of hours east of Vancouver) - average age of populaton: 500. Religion: Menonite. Tolerance: 0 '<img'>

I *REALLY* regret buying a house here ':cry:'

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« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2005, 08:30:37 am »
right so this is a comspiracy how? because all canadians are furry? who exactly is conspiring to do what with who where?

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« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2005, 08:52:44 am »
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Canada has a bible belt?, what is that, like Regina?

well, in some regions, bibkes are required to wear pants. but being books, they need really little pairs. even then they don't fit right, so they make a little belt to keep the bibles' pants up

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« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2005, 09:04:33 am »
Quote (RabidRick @ Jan. 27 2005, 1:51 am)
you think everyones a furry

lol

Hahah yeah, although it is interesting to note that the concept isn't as foreign as some people like to make it. Honestly when I first found out about furries it wasn't shocking at all to me given the prevalence of animals and even anthropomorphism in our culture. The people that crap their pants over it even existing are total morons.
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« Reply #15 on: January 27, 2005, 09:45:33 am »
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Quote (Dominus @ Jan. 26 2005, 8:15 pm)
Canada has a bible belt?, what is that, like Regina?

Farmtowns in the Fraser valley (a couple of hours east of Vancouver) - average age of populaton: 500. Religion: Menonite. Tolerance: 0 '<img'>

I *REALLY* regret buying a house here ':cry:'

*Shakes his head*

I feel for you Carlos.  I grew up in a small town in PA and my family is split between Mennonite and Southern Baptist.   ':p'

Got out of there as soon as I could.  '<img'>

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Hahah yeah, although it is interesting to note that the concept isn't as foreign as some people like to make it. Honestly when I first found out about furries it wasn't shocking at all to me given the prevalence of animals and even anthropomorphism in our culture. The people that crap their pants over it even existing are total morons.


I've noticed this as well.  Anthropomorphic characters are every where.  I think people have the trouble with the concept of a fandom.  Think about it, it's alright to watch Star Wars or Star Trek, but be a fan and collect stuff and you are a "wierd geek".  I think it is the same with furry.  It's alright to watch movies or read cartoons with some anthropomorphic characters, but declare yourself a fan and now you've entered weirdo land.  ':p'





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« Reply #16 on: January 27, 2005, 02:22:09 pm »
Heh, its probably over here in the east coast with all those Newfoundlanders and Cape Breton'rs who all seem to be Christian '<img'> lol
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« Reply #17 on: January 27, 2005, 05:11:29 pm »
Bluenosers and Newfie's are a completely different brand though (I'm married to a bluenose '<img'> )

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« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2005, 05:19:01 pm »
Don't knock the Newfies, I spent a month with 'em. =P

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« Reply #19 on: January 27, 2005, 06:04:08 pm »
i live with a newfie, they boggle the mind

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« Reply #20 on: January 31, 2005, 03:45:25 pm »
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« Reply #21 on: January 31, 2005, 06:55:28 pm »
Quote (Jaywolf @ Jan. 27 2005, 1:22 pm)
Heh, its probably over here in the east coast with all those Newfoundlanders and Cape Breton'rs who all seem to be Christian '<img'> lol

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« Reply #22 on: February 01, 2005, 12:50:53 pm »
Quote (CarLOS @ Jan. 27 2005, 4:48 am)
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Canada has a bible belt?, what is that, like Regina?

Farmtowns in the Fraser valley (a couple of hours east of Vancouver) - average age of populaton: 500. Religion: Menonite. Tolerance: 0 '<img'>

I *REALLY* regret buying a house here ':cry:'

Wow. I have over 2,000 students in my highschool alone.

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« Reply #23 on: February 01, 2005, 07:21:15 pm »
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Quote (CarLOS @ Jan. 27 2005, 4:48 am)
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Canada has a bible belt?, what is that, like Regina?

Farmtowns in the Fraser valley (a couple of hours east of Vancouver) - average age of populaton: 500. Religion: Menonite. Tolerance: 0 '<img'>

I *REALLY* regret buying a house here ':cry:'

Wow. I have over 2,000 students in my highschool alone.

Our population is 90,000 for Chilliwack, 153,000 for Abbotsford next door.

That was average *age* I was poking fun at '<img'>

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« Reply #24 on: February 07, 2005, 05:02:48 am »
Hey Carlos where exactly do you live in the fraser valley? I've never heard of Rosedale is it near chilliwack?

And yeah Abbotsford has more churches than stripmalls and slaughter factories combined.
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