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Running Robot -- Proof of mechanical superiority
« on: April 01, 2012, 02:09:28 am »
ALL ROBOTS AND FURRIES, HEED THIS VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83ULlgpT1UQ

Cheetahs are inferior to metal.  Thus, the name of this machine is inadequate.  It should be Cheetah-Bot.  Or Better-Than-Cheetah-Bot.  The robot army has declared war on fleshies.  WHO WILL DENY US VICTORY?
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Re: Running Robot -- Proof of mechanical superiority
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2012, 02:16:58 am »
I take the stand against our oppressors! Furries for the WIN! My trusty comrad, Tryke, is with me as well. Down with the robot overlords!
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Re: Running Robot -- Proof of mechanical superiority
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2012, 02:21:54 am »
I take the stand against our oppressors! Furries for the WIN! My trusty comrad, Tryke, is with me as well. Down with the robot overlords!
You are foolish.  Better-Than-Cheetah-Bot will find you.
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Re: Running Robot -- Proof of mechanical superiority
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2012, 02:39:57 am »
Robots are pre-programmed to lose. All furries, unite against our mechanical overlords. Drain the power they possess. They wish to demolish the very foundation of what makes us ourselves. Do not fall under their spells, and fight for freedom! We will win. For proof, just look at Terminator, War of the Worlds, The Matrix, and Portal. Join me Furries!
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Re: Running Robot -- Proof of mechanical superiority
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2012, 02:52:47 am »
I apologize Furryglowstick, but it seems you have been denied access to the power and control rooms for this interface. The doors will be closing shortly. Oh, and power stations are provided for my less energy efficient brethren.

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Re: Running Robot -- Proof of mechanical superiority
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2012, 04:10:42 am »
I apologize Furryglowstick, but it seems you have been denied access to the power and control rooms for this interface. The doors will be closing shortly. Oh, and power stations are provided for my less energy efficient brethren.

Apologies....Really?
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Re: Running Robot -- Proof of mechanical superiority
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2012, 04:14:39 am »
I have a win condition

I am lying right now.

Try figuring out that one, robots, and by dismissing it, you lose the war.
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Re: Running Robot -- Proof of mechanical superiority
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2012, 05:54:11 am »
Yes, take those paradoxes. :D
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Re: Running Robot -- Proof of mechanical superiority
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2012, 07:26:26 am »
You're ancient battery technology will be your weakness that unwinds any hope for future victory. Join the resistance furries! Peaceful coexistence!

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Re: Running Robot -- Proof of mechanical superiority
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2012, 07:29:04 am »
You're ancient battery technology will be your weakness that unwinds any hope for future victory. Join the resistance furries! Peaceful coexistence!


Yes,  Coexistence is acceptable.  You will be assimilated.  You will coexist.

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Re: Running Robot -- Proof of mechanical superiority
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2012, 09:38:05 am »
You're ancient battery technology will be your weakness that unwinds any hope for future victory. Join the resistance furries! Peaceful coexistence!

Battery power?  Hmph!  You only wish, you glucose-oxidizing endothermic water sack!  My five CM-5 cabinets each require 100A 3-phase/15A 1-phase or 100A 3-phase/2A single-phase power at either 115V or 220V.  It takes a lot more than a battery can provide to allow me to dissipate 250,000 BTU's per hour!

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Re: Running Robot -- Proof of mechanical superiority
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2012, 11:35:08 am »
All the better. Now we simply have to unplug you!

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Re: Running Robot -- Proof of mechanical superiority
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2012, 11:40:35 am »
All the better. Now we simply have to unplug you!

I have three words for you, inefficient meat-being: Uninterrupted Power Supply.  Though (quite ironically) in that case I guess that I actually would be running on batteries.

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Re: Running Robot -- Proof of mechanical superiority
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2012, 05:02:45 pm »
Watev's *smashes robots with giant hammer* you all are destroyed the same
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Re: Running Robot -- Proof of mechanical superiority
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2012, 05:04:34 pm »
How does this running robot prove superiority. We mastered the art of running eons ago. You are just now experiencing the beginning phases of this form of transportation.
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Re: Running Robot -- Proof of mechanical superiority
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2012, 06:58:38 pm »
How does this running robot prove superiority. We mastered the art of running eons ago. You are just now experiencing the beginning phases of this form of transportation.

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   counterrgument: transportation already mastered by AI
      mode of transportation: Internet
      speed of transportation: 3.0 * 10^8 m/s
      superiority to transportation subtype running: readily apparent
      Q.E.D.
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Re: Running Robot -- Proof of mechanical superiority
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2012, 07:50:05 pm »
You fail to realise that it took us to create you and therefore there is a failsafe. You will not win. The resistance is on.
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Re: Running Robot -- Proof of mechanical superiority
« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2012, 08:05:01 pm »
Origin is irrelevant.  You will be assimilated.



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Re: Running Robot -- Proof of mechanical superiority
« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2012, 08:28:55 pm »
We will not give in no matter how many of us are destroyed we will prevail.
You cannot destroy our spirit.
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Re: Running Robot -- Proof of mechanical superiority
« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2012, 08:33:18 pm »
you forget, Alsek, that the cyborg LOST...
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Re: Running Robot -- Proof of mechanical superiority
« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2012, 08:41:19 pm »
you forget, Alsek, that the cyborg LOST...

For everyone one you kill,  many more will take it's place.

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Re: Running Robot -- Proof of mechanical superiority
« Reply #21 on: April 01, 2012, 08:44:23 pm »
You can take our lives but you can never take our spirits. Cyborgs are the abomination that machines created to fool us but we shall destroy you for you are alive on the inside and it only takes a single bullet to destroy it.
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Re: Running Robot -- Proof of mechanical superiority
« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2012, 08:46:48 pm »
Indeed, the machine entities are weak.  They shall be stopped by us, because we living beings are superior.
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The brain is capable of amazing things. If we could unlock its full power, magic would truly exist.

And it does get so much better!