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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #250 on: November 17, 2017, 06:08:18 pm »
Reenact all the fight scenes from Pirates of the Caribbean. 

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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #251 on: November 23, 2017, 11:45:16 pm »
Avoid bathing for a month.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #252 on: March 30, 2019, 10:27:49 pm »
Blow up the Principal car...
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #253 on: March 31, 2019, 12:57:09 am »
Do your Gandalf The Grey impersonation during a quiz.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #254 on: March 31, 2019, 06:14:20 am »
Yell out Jesus Christ it's Jesus Christ during an assembly
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #255 on: March 31, 2019, 08:23:56 am »
Set off a smoke bomb in the hallway....(not that I would know about that one).
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #256 on: March 31, 2019, 06:02:59 pm »
Raise a family of skunks under the stage.

Make the motors turn backwards on all the woodworking equipment.

Replace the oil paints in art class with various shades of used motor oil.

In geography class, speak up for flat earth theory and convince others the globe being a sphere is a government mind control method.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #257 on: March 31, 2019, 07:17:04 pm »
Date your teacher.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #258 on: March 31, 2019, 08:09:17 pm »
Tell the teacher fight me when he yells about you playing music in his class
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #259 on: April 06, 2019, 09:46:02 pm »
Bring in a scorpion as your "comfort animal".
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #260 on: April 07, 2019, 08:06:45 am »
Get caught sniffing all of the chemicals in chemistry class.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #261 on: April 09, 2019, 10:57:46 am »
Throw your textbook and yell yeet
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #262 on: April 09, 2019, 11:51:26 pm »
Start speaking in tongues.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #263 on: April 10, 2019, 12:13:52 am »
Get a snapping turtle to guard your book bag I can imagine the lawsuits lol that'll teach you to steal my bike parts
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #264 on: April 10, 2019, 08:10:03 am »
Ask your teacher if he/she knows where your gun is
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #265 on: April 20, 2019, 11:18:55 am »
Bring enough chewing gum for everyone.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #266 on: April 20, 2019, 11:24:39 am »
Stick the gum in the mean teachers hair
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #267 on: April 20, 2019, 03:44:14 pm »
Stuff toilet paper in the sinks and leave the water running.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #268 on: April 21, 2019, 08:49:22 am »
Bring a bag of live rattlesnakes as your therapy pets.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #269 on: April 21, 2019, 09:08:42 am »
Walk the halls shaking your head and mutter: "KILL, KILL, KILL!"
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #270 on: April 23, 2019, 12:00:37 am »
Give your favorite teacher a bottle of wine for his/her birthday.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #271 on: April 25, 2019, 12:22:13 pm »
Run down the halls yelling FIRE!!!!
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #272 on: April 25, 2019, 05:01:44 pm »
Load rice in a shirt cannon and shoot the bully everyone hates
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #273 on: April 26, 2019, 08:36:20 am »
Put super glue on the teachers chair....alot of it! :D
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #274 on: April 26, 2019, 08:37:44 am »
Take apart a smartboard
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