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Offline Jade Sinapu

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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #275 on: April 26, 2019, 02:53:43 pm »
somehow pressurize the sewage system, so it blasts stuff out of every drain.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #276 on: April 27, 2019, 10:20:38 pm »
You bring your Triumph--the canine insult comic puppet to class--and he immediately offends your teachers.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #277 on: April 28, 2019, 10:06:02 am »
Dont wash for 1 month.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #278 on: April 29, 2019, 07:49:16 am »
Mix every chemical in chemistry class together in one beaker. (not that I ever did such a thing.... :o)
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #279 on: May 01, 2019, 10:43:30 pm »
On valentines day, hand out sweetheart candies with provocative sayings on them
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #280 on: May 06, 2019, 11:37:03 pm »
Bring a limburger and garlic sandwich to eat for lunch.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #281 on: May 07, 2019, 08:40:32 pm »
Blast Bob Marley and smell like a skunk
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #282 on: May 07, 2019, 11:27:15 pm »
As your pre-exam ritual, you bring in a sensor and bless your desk with smoldering incense, filling the classroom with smoke and causing a fire alarm which evacuates the school for the day.
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"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #283 on: May 08, 2019, 07:59:50 am »
Set off a smoke grenade in the hallway (No it wasn't me).
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #284 on: May 11, 2019, 10:00:23 am »
Carve your name into the teacher's desk.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #285 on: May 11, 2019, 06:41:23 pm »
 Cover the teachers desk completely in faux fur, and attach a set of ears on it.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #286 on: May 11, 2019, 11:05:47 pm »
Make S'Mores on the bunsen burner during your chemistry lab.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #287 on: May 13, 2019, 11:50:57 am »
Walk the hallways pretending to drink from the bottle of formaldehyde.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #288 on: May 15, 2019, 10:03:18 am »
Walk the hallways pretending to drink from the bottle of formaldehyde.
Sadly I worked with a man who soaked his feet in that stuff...

Call the home phone number of your worst enemy at school, and pretend to be the school principal.  Tell the parents of your enemy all the bad things your enemy has done.
Then get caught by those parents, who reported the incident to the real school principal.
Then the person whom you were trying to get in trouble finds out about your evil doings, and gives you a proper beating in school in front of all your friends.
Both you and your enemy get kicked out of school with the help of the police.
Your enemy finishes school remotely, and you never do.

(This is a real story. Happened to someone I know.  Sad but true.)

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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #289 on: May 15, 2019, 09:43:34 pm »
Start a red neck jousting match with brooms and moving dolleys at bocces (btw no one got hurt we had helmets and we had plywood shields)
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #290 on: May 17, 2019, 08:00:57 pm »
Throw up on the principals desk.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #291 on: May 18, 2019, 01:16:16 am »
Make Cherries Jubilee during cooking class.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #292 on: May 18, 2019, 11:02:30 am »
Pull a breaking bad in chemistry class
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #293 on: May 18, 2019, 05:08:03 pm »
Spill concentrated almond oil in chemistry class then show the teacher an empty cyanide container.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #294 on: May 20, 2019, 04:58:24 pm »
Replace the teachers cologne/perfume with strong animal pheremones, on the day when the local animal group is bringing animals for show and tell...
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #295 on: May 22, 2019, 08:28:36 am »
Replace the teachers cologne/perfume with strong animal pheremones, on the day when the local animal group is bringing animals for show and tell...

LOL! :D
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #296 on: May 22, 2019, 08:31:12 am »
Run down the halls yelling "SKUNK!"
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #297 on: Today at 02:16:30 am »
Bring extrastraingth laxative brownies for all the highschool bullies
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