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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #300 on: June 06, 2019, 10:02:07 am »
Leave a rubber hand covered in transmission fluid in the biology dissection room.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #301 on: June 06, 2019, 02:58:49 pm »
That could start more drama
Start rumors on staff
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #302 on: June 07, 2019, 08:30:33 am »
That could start more drama
Start rumors on staff

Ha! Some of them might even be true!!
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #303 on: June 10, 2019, 10:06:09 am »
Stuff a very large and very dead animal in a major air intake vent.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #304 on: June 11, 2019, 06:18:15 pm »
Bring your emergency therapy snapping turtle
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #305 on: June 13, 2019, 09:30:48 pm »
Pretend to have Ebola after supposedly visiting friends in another country
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #306 on: June 14, 2019, 08:46:26 am »
Walk the hallways dressed in a full hazmat suit.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #307 on: June 14, 2019, 08:02:49 pm »
Turn the water off, lock all doors, turn power off, after serving laxatives in school lunch. Blame it on bad weather?
Toilets won't flush, no ventilation.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #308 on: June 15, 2019, 09:46:59 pm »
Release the snakes that are kept in the biology room.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #309 on: June 19, 2019, 02:03:43 am »
Become a black market mtn dew dealer
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #310 on: June 25, 2019, 11:36:43 am »
Break into the gym lockers and replace peoples gym clothes with ones that fall apart causing wardrobe malfunctions.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #311 on: July 01, 2019, 11:05:16 pm »
Pretend to be a foreign exchange student with no grasp of English.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #312 on: August 18, 2019, 10:30:21 pm »
...your ant farm--of fire ants--accidentally breaks open.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #313 on: August 19, 2019, 02:39:44 am »
Pretend to have tourretes and yell out random things while the teacher is trying to teach 
Teacher teaching math "what does 2+2="
Me" skittles!"
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #314 on: August 19, 2019, 07:50:20 am »
When the teacher says something in class, stand up and repeat it word for word.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #315 on: August 19, 2019, 11:43:43 am »
Do a stand up routine
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #316 on: September 01, 2019, 12:18:45 pm »
Show up for class in a Zentail suit.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #317 on: September 11, 2019, 07:42:56 pm »
toilet paper the principal's car. (no, I didn't do that....)
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #318 on: September 11, 2019, 11:24:37 pm »
Act out historical fact in a dramatic way during history class.  Like, reenact the civil war and yell charge running through the class room with musket in hand.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #319 on: September 28, 2019, 09:37:58 am »
Spell out naughty words on your pocket calculator.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #320 on: September 29, 2019, 05:15:05 pm »
Do show and tell. Take all 15 dogs from local shelter and set loose in lunch room
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #321 on: October 02, 2019, 09:05:00 pm »
Sneak Weird Al Yankovic's Christmas At Ground Zero into the holiday music rotation in the school cafeteria/faculty lounge.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #322 on: October 30, 2019, 08:33:08 am »
Simple....just yell out FIRE!!!!
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #323 on: October 30, 2019, 10:11:56 pm »
Say Fox You! Loudly and quickly at people who make you upset.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #324 on: November 01, 2019, 09:33:24 am »
Plug the toilets with toilet paper and rig the handle so that the water keeps flowing. :o
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