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Re: The LAW game.
« Reply #75 on: August 20, 2019, 09:48:19 pm »
I veto your law because those will cause no harm to motorcyclists.


I pass a law where if we ever get invaded by aliens, then you must surrender to them and collaborate with them in whatever way necessary. And if this means giving up your guns, civil liberties, and snitching on your friends and family, then so be it.
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Re: The LAW game.
« Reply #76 on: August 21, 2019, 01:54:49 am »
I veto your law because surrender is no fun
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Re: The LAW game.
« Reply #77 on: August 21, 2019, 04:19:36 am »
I veto your law. How will all these basement dwellers continue their grand illusions of love?

I hereby pass a law. If your neighbor's dog poops in your yard. You can poop in theirs.
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Re: The LAW game.
« Reply #78 on: August 30, 2019, 09:43:07 pm »
I veto your law as I find that to be totally disgusting.


I pass a law where every furry must wear a flea collar.
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Re: The LAW game.
« Reply #79 on: August 30, 2019, 09:51:13 pm »
I veto that law because I am allergic to flea collar chemicals!

I hereby pass a law to require all dogs bathe with cats every full moon while performing the chicken dance.
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Re: The LAW game.
« Reply #80 on: August 31, 2019, 12:31:06 am »
I veto you law on the grounds that my dogs don't dance.

I hereby pass a law stating Karaoke is now a sport. Money should be put aside to help large municipalities put together professional teems. Stadiums and TV coverage.
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Re: The LAW game.
« Reply #81 on: August 31, 2019, 07:57:58 am »
I veto your law on the grounds that Karaoke can be painful to ones ears.

I hereby pass a law stating that everyone needs to drink at least one cup of coffee a day.
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Re: The LAW game.
« Reply #82 on: September 01, 2019, 02:32:41 am »
I veto that law because it puts too big a strain on coffee growers.

I hereby pass a law that we all should drink tea that is made from  feeding rabbits tea leaves, letting them poop them out, and then  drying and then brewing tea from it. Aka rabbit poop tea.

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Re: The LAW game.
« Reply #83 on: September 01, 2019, 02:52:44 am »
I veto your law for two reasons. First it would taste better than Lipton and they would go out of business. Secondly because it would be to hard to test. Someone could mix grass in with the tea leaves.

I hereby pass a law banning all small print. If it's to hard to read they must be hiding something.
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Re: The LAW game.
« Reply #84 on: September 13, 2019, 10:04:12 pm »
I veto your law because small packages and products can't have large print on them and must use small print.


I create a law giving fossil fuel companies the right to ignore all environmental laws and to mine and drill wherever they want without penalty.
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Re: The LAW game.
« Reply #85 on: September 13, 2019, 11:20:57 pm »
I ban that law because it sounds like what we have now...

I hereby pass a law that requires us to TRY the hydrogen economy, based upon sea water electrolysis via catalyst and sunlight
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Re: The LAW game.
« Reply #86 on: September 18, 2019, 09:16:30 pm »
I veto your law because you didn't follow Yoda's advice to "Do or do not. There is no try."


I create a law where it's illegal to drink coffee past 3pm.
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Re: The LAW game.
« Reply #87 on: September 18, 2019, 11:08:07 pm »
I ban that law, because it would create too low a flow of sewer volume to the processing plant, and it would be too thick for them to process without all that "water".  This would cause it to all jam up and then ka-blewy!

I hereby pass a law that requires mandatory chugging of Gatorade after 5 pm.
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Re: The LAW game.
« Reply #88 on: September 20, 2019, 08:52:24 am »
I ban that law because everyone will be running around causing havoc from being on a sugar high.

I reinstate the law that allows coffee to be drunk after 3pm!!! Effective immediately!!!
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Re: The LAW game.
« Reply #89 on: September 20, 2019, 11:34:51 am »
I veto your law because you can drink coffee whenever you damn well please
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Re: The LAW game.
« Reply #90 on: September 25, 2019, 12:00:00 am »
I ban that law because it makes too much sense and our country can't operate with laws that make sense.

I hereby pass a law that requires all drinking water contain high levels of testosterone
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Re: The LAW game.
« Reply #91 on: September 25, 2019, 04:13:36 am »
I veto your law for two reasons. One women drink more bottled water than men. Women will loose their 'curviness' with high levels of testosterone. Personally I like the curviness. :)

I hereby pass a law banning speedos. 
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Re: The LAW game.
« Reply #92 on: September 27, 2019, 11:55:09 pm »
I veto your law for two reasons. One women drink more bottled water than men. Women will loose their 'curviness' with high levels of testosterone. Personally I like the curviness. :)

I hereby pass a law banning speedos. 

I was wondering how someone might respond to that one...

I ban your anti-speedo law because the curvy ladies you like , like Speedos.

I hereby pass a law that everyone must pay me tribute in the form of $1 each time they enter the state I live in.  This way I do not have to work.
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Re: The LAW game.
« Reply #93 on: September 28, 2019, 01:28:18 am »
I veto your law. Because you'll take advantage of it and buy a house in all 50 states.

I hereby pass a law banning all talk radio. Shut up and play music.
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Re: The LAW game.
« Reply #94 on: September 30, 2019, 09:04:12 pm »
I veto your law because I like listening to the weather, sports, and entertainment reports.


I pass a law banning all dogs from digging holes in people's yards.
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Re: The LAW game.
« Reply #95 on: September 30, 2019, 09:46:53 pm »
I,being of sound canine mind,  hereby ban your law because need a place to bury my bones.

I hereby pass a law that requires all toilet paper be 1/2 ply to cut down on paper use. 
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