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Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #100 on: February 10, 2014, 01:15:47 am »
Don't plan a beach party on the coasts of Selk.  You won't even have time to set up an umbrella.

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« Reply #101 on: February 12, 2014, 10:24:14 pm »
You should never nose-beep a grizzly bear.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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« Reply #102 on: March 01, 2014, 10:08:55 am »
You should never invite Kobuk on a tour of a Mt Dew bottling plant. You may never get him out of there.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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« Reply #103 on: March 02, 2014, 05:30:33 pm »
The Sea of Ash is not a suitable place for sailing, so don't try it; last guy got incinerated.

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« Reply #104 on: March 05, 2014, 10:36:08 pm »
You should never vacation at the Bermuda triangle...... You will disappear and never return.

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« Reply #105 on: March 07, 2014, 09:14:23 pm »
Never allow anyone nicknamed Sparky into your flammables storage cabinet.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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« Reply #106 on: March 09, 2014, 05:05:52 am »
Tick off a Charizard.

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« Reply #107 on: March 12, 2014, 01:30:15 am »
Don't eat a boomroot.  In fact, don't even pick one up, or even touch it... actually, don't even look at it funny... x_x

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« Reply #108 on: March 13, 2014, 01:01:23 am »
never drink the water in mexico :P

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« Reply #109 on: March 19, 2014, 02:06:26 am »
If Sninge offers you some of his "brew", i'd strongly advise to deny the offer, even if Spwuk says it tastes good. (Especially if Spwuk says it tastes good...)
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« Reply #110 on: March 19, 2014, 10:50:50 pm »
Never offer a moose a muffin unless you also have marmalade.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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« Reply #111 on: March 20, 2014, 12:45:08 am »
never supprise a rhino :o
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« Reply #112 on: March 21, 2014, 12:39:49 am »
never give a mouse a cookie if you don't have milk.

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« Reply #113 on: March 21, 2014, 12:42:14 am »
If "stuff is coming apart, and going up", just quit, right then and there.  (PS: it's razorwire... apparently.)

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« Reply #114 on: March 23, 2014, 03:13:40 am »
trusting your brother with your possesions
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« Reply #115 on: March 23, 2014, 09:24:32 am »
not washing the wound after my brother scratches you.... now my whole thumb hurts :/ that just shows that his hands have germs all over them.......

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« Reply #116 on: March 23, 2014, 11:41:21 am »
You should never feed a velociraptor cheese whilst undergoing cosmetic surgery.
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« Reply #117 on: March 23, 2014, 12:20:56 pm »
never make a contract with a guy named mooch (:
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« Reply #118 on: March 23, 2014, 12:34:57 pm »
And never make friends with a bagel eyed pooch?
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« Reply #119 on: March 26, 2014, 01:26:11 am »
never play poker with a guy named lucky. :D
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« Reply #120 on: March 26, 2014, 09:55:23 am »
Firecrackers and a beehive
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« Reply #121 on: March 26, 2014, 02:24:52 pm »
never arm wrestle a chimp even if you win it will not be pretty x_x
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« Reply #122 on: March 27, 2014, 12:06:16 am »
Never use a loaded pump shotgun as a pogo stick.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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« Reply #123 on: March 27, 2014, 02:08:00 am »
Never use a loaded pump shotgun as a pogo stick.
Never use a bazooka as a pogo stick.  You might go really high, but it won't work out quite how you'd planned

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« Reply #124 on: March 27, 2014, 02:09:50 am »
never punch mike tyson :o
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