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Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #250 on: September 11, 2015, 08:09:54 am »
Dangle red meat in front of hungry wolves.
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« Reply #251 on: September 12, 2015, 12:11:03 am »
You should never try to shove a scalpel in a wall socket during science class.
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Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #252 on: September 14, 2015, 04:43:38 pm »
You should never cheat during math class by writing the answers on your arm in permanent marker.
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Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #253 on: September 14, 2015, 05:12:04 pm »
You should never try to eat garlic raw. I did and it tasted awful.

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« Reply #254 on: September 16, 2015, 07:46:33 am »
You should never feed the internet trolls.
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« Reply #255 on: September 17, 2015, 04:06:20 am »
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« Reply #256 on: September 19, 2015, 09:31:26 pm »
Never doubt the power of Alestorm, or pirates in general.  Pirate Powered Murder Skills can come in handy after all!

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« Reply #257 on: September 22, 2015, 08:23:19 pm »
Never underestimate Kobolds in large groups. My party did and we were actually surprised.

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« Reply #258 on: September 23, 2015, 05:06:30 pm »
...assume everything is going according to plan.  For the love of Solis, at least check to make sure nothing has gone wrong!

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« Reply #259 on: October 07, 2015, 11:38:38 pm »
Never offer a moose a muffin. Several perhaps, but not just one.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #260 on: October 07, 2015, 11:51:27 pm »
Never grab a cat by the tail (especially if it's mine)
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« Reply #261 on: October 17, 2015, 09:49:53 pm »
Never fill a microwave oven with marshmallows.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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« Reply #262 on: October 20, 2015, 09:04:18 pm »
Never give a cat a big hug. I got my face bit because I gave mine a hug.

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« Reply #263 on: October 22, 2015, 11:25:07 pm »
You should never browse furry artwork at school... while on the school's wifi... during free period... with your friends around...
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« Reply #264 on: October 23, 2015, 12:47:46 am »
You should never browse furry artwork at school... while on the school's wifi... during free period... with your friends around...
   
True... but you should never mistake a rabid racoon for your cat.
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« Reply #265 on: October 23, 2015, 02:53:06 am »
Shoot the wrong caliber out of a gun (I've never done that, and I'll make sure that never happens. I have seen some really bad stories about that).
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« Reply #266 on: October 23, 2015, 06:58:52 pm »
Never go deep sea diving with a breathing tank of carbon monoxide (:
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« Reply #267 on: October 23, 2015, 11:52:09 pm »
Never stage a flash mob event in a mine field.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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« Reply #268 on: November 04, 2015, 03:35:02 pm »
Never assume that i'm going to going to say something funny when that's what's asked of me.

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« Reply #269 on: November 04, 2015, 08:07:20 pm »
Never go to a star wars convention dressed as a star trek character.
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« Reply #270 on: November 04, 2015, 11:22:51 pm »
Never follow Purple/ shadow freddy.

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« Reply #271 on: November 05, 2015, 12:38:02 pm »
Never go to a star wars convention dressed as a star trek character.

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« Reply #272 on: November 23, 2015, 01:06:06 am »
Never light up in an oxygen tent.
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« Reply #273 on: November 23, 2015, 01:08:41 am »
Never drop a match used to light a cigar near a storm drain filled with sewage.
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« Reply #274 on: November 26, 2015, 09:27:46 pm »
Never hug a porcupine, especially excited ones.
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