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Offline HazardJackal

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Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #275 on: December 03, 2015, 11:16:16 pm »
...Read an argument in the comment's section of YouTube.  You'll lose your faith in humanity.

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Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #276 on: December 09, 2015, 12:14:32 am »
...stand down wind of a cattle barn.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #277 on: December 09, 2015, 02:57:18 am »
Chew on a soda can once you finish the soda... (trust me on this one you could damage a tooth...)

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Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #278 on: January 23, 2016, 10:30:16 pm »
...pay off the A Team in returnable cans and bottles.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #279 on: January 25, 2016, 10:52:37 pm »
...ride a hotdog shaped toboggan down a snowy hill while holding umbrellas.
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Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #280 on: January 26, 2016, 07:54:34 am »
Never let the people around you take control of your life.

I'm startled at how i take crap from other people and being so used to it that i don't even NOTICE that i'm taking crap from others.

Oh, this is a joke thread?  Oh, sorry, i guess i forgot what my own thread was about.  Sue me.

Fine, you want a JOKE?

You should never, EVER try to ram another tank with the AMX ELC.  It's like a toddler trying to tackle a grown man; it's so laughably pathetic.  #WOTJOKES

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Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #281 on: January 26, 2016, 01:16:20 pm »
You should never betray the first order you rebel scum.
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Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #282 on: March 01, 2016, 06:15:55 pm »
It's inadvisable to eat landmines, even if they are painted to look like pies.

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Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #283 on: March 01, 2016, 09:45:39 pm »
You should...

never stick a battery in your mouth.

never test how deep the water is with both feet.

never go outside. Just don't. Stay in the house. It is safe and warm.

never eat rat poison. It may be labelled "rat" poison, but you just need to trust me on this one.

never trust me.



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Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #284 on: March 01, 2016, 11:23:34 pm »
never miss an opertunity to...... PRAISE THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #285 on: March 02, 2016, 01:23:47 pm »
Never listen to HazardJackal. He doesn't know what the heck he's talking about.  :P
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« Reply #286 on: March 02, 2016, 07:42:55 pm »
Never listen to HazardJackal. He doesn't know what the heck he's talking about.  :P
Always listen to Kobuk, he always knows what the heck he's talking about.  ;)

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Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #287 on: March 03, 2016, 12:03:28 am »
Never stand on top of the Empire State Building with an umbrella during a thunderstorm.
"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, and sit back and watch the world go crazy trying to figure out how you did it."

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Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #288 on: March 03, 2016, 03:56:00 am »
Never chase your tail in traffic.

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Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #289 on: March 06, 2016, 08:50:30 am »
never chase traffic with your tail.
got bass? drop it.

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Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #290 on: March 08, 2016, 12:34:52 am »
never chase traffic with your tail.

How do you even...?

Never be tall. You hit your head so much, you have to bend down for everything, and people expect you to make fun of short people. They'll bait you into making the short jokes if they have to.



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Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #291 on: May 15, 2016, 01:40:11 am »
Never hang a feedbag where a bottle of 120-proof horse liniment may drop in before you then place it over the muzzle of someone in a realistic horse costume...unless it's in the script.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #292 on: May 15, 2016, 01:45:09 am »
Never mix chlorine with anything.

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« Reply #293 on: May 15, 2016, 06:48:33 am »
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Stick a fork in me--I'm done.

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Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #294 on: May 15, 2016, 08:10:37 am »
never lick lead paint
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Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #295 on: May 15, 2016, 02:36:42 pm »
Never mix chlorine with anything.

Except sodium
No, just don't mix chlorine with anything. One mistake and you and anyone near you is going to the hospital or worse.

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Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #296 on: May 16, 2016, 10:44:31 am »
Shave a strangers back in a park
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« Reply #297 on: June 26, 2016, 07:16:29 pm »
Never find yourself in the world of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.  Seriously, like what the actual hell is that world.  I'm scared.

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Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #298 on: June 30, 2016, 02:14:24 am »
...never bluff charge a bison.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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« Reply #299 on: June 30, 2016, 03:02:09 pm »
Never head butt a ram.  It's gonna hurt..........BIG TIME.  x_x

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