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Re: Bad Ideas (You should never...)
« Reply #75 on: January 13, 2014, 11:56:11 pm »
Please, don't host a rock concert in the middle of the freeway, it's just plain problematic.

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« Reply #76 on: January 14, 2014, 12:09:26 pm »
Don't catch a grenade...for anyone at all, ever!
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« Reply #77 on: January 14, 2014, 01:57:28 pm »
Never stick your head in a fusion reactor.
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« Reply #78 on: January 14, 2014, 03:18:59 pm »
Never use a pencil with actual lead in it.

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« Reply #79 on: January 14, 2014, 04:05:05 pm »
"Mum, dad, don't touch it!  It's pure evil!"

Mum and dad look at him, then turn to the microwave and touch the black rock inside of it.  They explode on contact.
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« Reply #80 on: January 14, 2014, 07:16:33 pm »
Never ask a dwarf if they've lost their parents.

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« Reply #81 on: January 14, 2014, 08:00:38 pm »
Never shave off a dwarf's beard.

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« Reply #82 on: January 19, 2014, 03:33:08 am »
Anything that even remotely resembles a starn is not to be approached under any circumstances.  That would include unicorns.

Never smile at a kaglek.

Ooo, yeah, and never go to The Screaming Hills... ever.

If a wrak tells you "come on in, the water's fine!" it isn't.

Oh yeah, and if you're going to worship The Red Phoenix, make sure you've got the right one; the Smoldrakians do not appreciate false idols. (Or at least, the worship of another idol in the wrong name.)
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« Reply #83 on: January 19, 2014, 07:54:43 pm »
Fireworks in the welding shop bad combo
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« Reply #84 on: January 19, 2014, 11:09:05 pm »
Weld without a mask.... Unless you want to be blind.
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« Reply #85 on: January 21, 2014, 09:38:12 am »
Slam your hand in a car door and proceed to walk away.
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« Reply #86 on: January 22, 2014, 01:38:20 am »
Listen to Justin Beiber while in a traffic jam  :P
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« Reply #87 on: January 22, 2014, 04:51:23 pm »
Never attempt to shove a brick up your nose! :D

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« Reply #88 on: January 22, 2014, 09:10:41 pm »
Never use a pencil with actual lead in it.
huh? :O

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« Reply #89 on: January 23, 2014, 06:28:17 am »
Never EVER drop a baby to see if it's an actual bouncing baby boy...

(That's not in bad taste right?...)

Never use strange plants to replace toilet tissue in the woods...have someone else do it to see if it's poison ivy.
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« Reply #90 on: January 23, 2014, 03:09:19 pm »
Don't mix up cooking spray with hairspray.   :D

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« Reply #91 on: January 23, 2014, 10:35:35 pm »
Never take a meteor shower.
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« Reply #92 on: January 24, 2014, 01:40:48 am »
How to avoid cannonball wounds; Step 1: Never stand directly in front of a cannon.

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« Reply #93 on: January 29, 2014, 05:50:05 pm »
Never ask a gruk to help you out in return for a necklace.  (Jerry did, and it turned into a complete madhouse.)

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« Reply #94 on: January 29, 2014, 11:47:20 pm »
Never ask a gruk to help you out in return for a necklace.  (Jerry did, and it turned into a complete madhouse.)
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« Reply #95 on: January 30, 2014, 12:08:02 am »
Don't wonder into The Screaming Hills.

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« Reply #96 on: January 30, 2014, 03:33:18 pm »
Never go into the house on the haunted hill.
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« Reply #97 on: January 30, 2014, 03:38:40 pm »
If a Smoldrakian preacher comes into town, don't try and stop him.  Last guy that tried got his face melted off.

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« Reply #98 on: February 01, 2014, 02:52:01 pm »
Never pat a wolverine, even if he's named Logan.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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« Reply #99 on: February 10, 2014, 12:06:34 am »
Tell spongebob his mom is a toilet scrubber ( I was attacked by a purple sponge while doing some dishes)
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