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Offline Jade Sinapu

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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #325 on: November 01, 2019, 07:45:00 pm »
Put stinking dead trout in the drop ceiling above the tiles.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #326 on: November 02, 2019, 09:06:53 am »
While in chemistry class, mix ALL of the chemicals together.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #327 on: November 02, 2019, 01:00:53 pm »
Spike teachers coffee with sleeping pill. Class just does whatever  while teacher sleeps it off.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #328 on: November 14, 2019, 05:31:21 pm »
For STEM class you bring in stems from your friendly neighborhood medical marijuana dispensary.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #329 on: November 17, 2019, 05:23:01 pm »
Convince school to serve only high fiber foods at cafeteria.
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #330 on: November 18, 2019, 06:48:48 pm »
show the principle a rude hand gesture
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #331 on: November 20, 2019, 01:48:58 am »
Swap any of the two wires on the 3-phase power to school. All 3-phase motors will run backward.  Like air conditioning,  pumps, fans.

Just remember it's 480Volts !!
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #332 on: November 29, 2019, 08:24:42 am »
Scream FIRE!!! (ok, maybe not original, but its effective!)
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #333 on: November 29, 2019, 08:10:30 pm »
Set 10 turkeys free in school
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Re: 1001 ways too get kicked out of school...
« Reply #334 on: December 04, 2019, 07:20:21 pm »
Bring in a skunk as your therapy animal.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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