Author Topic: How will the person above you die? (Read 191784 times)

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #6775 on:** January 26, 2018, 08:56:40 pm »

Fell into a working mill and ground into bone meal.

Sir_Party_Snax · « **Reply #6776 on:** February 11, 2018, 12:24:47 pm »

^ Will die like in the ironically cartoony way possible.

Firelight · « **Reply #6777 on:** February 14, 2018, 02:48:17 am »

You picked a fight with a werewolf and you lost

Sir_Party_Snax · « **Reply #6778 on:** February 14, 2018, 08:01:01 pm »

*rolls eyes*

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #6779 on:** February 16, 2018, 08:19:42 pm »

Smothered in an avalanche of Chex Mix.

Katra · « **Reply #6780 on:** April 27, 2018, 09:08:16 pm »

^ Hit by Kamikaze drone.

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #6781 on:** June 02, 2018, 09:46:58 pm »

Tidal wave of frozen yogurt.

Firelight · « **Reply #6782 on:** June 17, 2018, 04:06:41 pm »

Being licked to death by my grandpa's pitbull

Kobuk · « **Reply #6783 on:** July 10, 2018, 09:22:48 pm »

You tried to jump over a fence, but got impaled on the spikes on top of the fence and died.

Kay Alett · « **Reply #6784 on:** July 10, 2018, 09:35:06 pm »

You went to study birdsuits and mistook a flock of giant eagles for really really well made suits and they ate you up.

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #6785 on:** July 30, 2018, 11:44:09 pm »

You were involved in an ice cream eating contest with Mr. Neutron and succumbed to a severe ice cream headache and hypothermia.

charcoal · « **Reply #6786 on:** December 08, 2018, 12:50:12 pm »

Death by bad rocketmotor blowing up in your face

Michen_S · « **Reply #6787 on:** December 17, 2018, 02:57:49 pm »

Black hoooooooooole!

charcoal · « **Reply #6788 on:** December 17, 2018, 07:36:00 pm »

You startled the witch

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #6789 on:** December 17, 2018, 08:24:38 pm »

My old rusty 4x4 truck falls on him during repair.

charcoal · « **Reply #6790 on:** December 18, 2018, 12:24:49 am »

I forgot to put on the brake pads while you drive 100 on a curvey road and you take a tumble

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #6791 on:** December 18, 2018, 12:51:05 am »

Quote from: charcoal on December 18, 2018, 12:24:49 am

I forgot to put on the brake pads while you drive 100 on a curvey road and you take a tumble

(Forgot those brake pads, my tail!)

He is at a shooting competition, gets first place, but gets scope- eye in the process. His eyes gets infected and leads to gangrene, requiring amputation of his head.
( too dark?)

charcoal · « **Reply #6792 on:** December 18, 2018, 01:23:57 am »

Not really I got worse things you cross into my sights just as I pull the trigger and I shot you in the gut and slowly bleed out :DI'm going to jail

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #6793 on:** December 18, 2018, 01:31:04 am »

Quote from: charcoal on December 18, 2018, 01:23:57 am

Not really I got worse things you cross into my sights just as I pull the trigger and I shot you in the gut and slowly bleed out :DI'm going to jail

Yeah I was running after that stupid blue rubber ball again and didn't notice I was in the shooting range.

You were camping, fell into the fire and burned into, charcoal!

charcoal · « **Reply #6794 on:** December 18, 2018, 01:39:54 am »

I can't stop laughing. You fall into a pit full of snapping turtles

Rocket T. Coyote · « **Reply #6795 on:** December 25, 2018, 08:18:27 pm »

Smothered by a freight car full of his own namesake.

charcoal · « **Reply #6796 on:** December 25, 2018, 09:28:04 pm »

you get trampled by a herd of spooked reindeer while launching your rocket

FarFar · « **Reply #6797 on:** December 26, 2018, 07:04:55 am »

Drank too much Christmas eggnog and collapsed with a massive sugar overdose.

charcoal · « **Reply #6798 on:** December 26, 2018, 10:09:58 am »

I toss you into the earie canal you die from years of pollution and

Jade Sinapu · « **Reply #6799 on:** December 26, 2018, 10:51:53 am »

You are hot air ballooning, and get sucked up into the upper atmosphere by a tornado.