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Offline Rocket T. Coyote

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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #6875 on: February 08, 2019, 11:25:30 pm »
Lethal dose of radiation from a solar flare as the magnetic north pole suddenly moved to your location.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #6876 on: February 09, 2019, 08:29:29 am »
A drone which was flying above your rocket pad crash landed onto one of your rockets. The drone exploded, sending shrapnel into your eyes. Didn't stop there and it kept going into your brain, killing you quickly (and painlessly).
I took the red pill...

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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #6877 on: February 09, 2019, 02:26:54 pm »
You were camping and a large bear snuck into your tent and slept next to you. She rolled over in her sleep and crushed you slowly, as you gurggled your last words "I got that warm fuzzy feeling all over!"
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #6878 on: February 09, 2019, 06:22:39 pm »
When you were out hiking the nature trails, a mountain lion charged after you. Thinking you were in danger, you jumped off of the trial.....and right off of the cliff. Whoops!  OUCH! SPLAT!
I took the red pill...

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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #6879 on: February 12, 2019, 02:36:41 pm »
I hand you a rigged lighter and it explodes when you go to light it
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #6880 on: February 17, 2019, 09:25:11 pm »
Accidentally baked into a pie along with four-and-twenty blackbirds.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #6881 on: February 18, 2019, 07:42:42 am »
While walking across a frozen pond, you fell through the ice. Survived that part, but then you tripped over a chunk of ice while walking back to the shore. You were knocked unconscious and froze to death.

Welcome to winter!
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #6882 on: February 18, 2019, 06:47:17 pm »
You were tailgating my truck while I was carrying a load of logs and one falls off and crashs through your windshield killing you instantly
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #6883 on: February 19, 2019, 11:36:46 pm »
after decades of using lead based solder, you finally died from agonizing nerve damage.
(i think that is how I will go...)
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #6884 on: February 20, 2019, 12:01:58 pm »
Froze to death while outside because the door to your house would not open.

Buuuuuurrrrrrr!
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #6885 on: February 24, 2019, 10:10:03 pm »
Severe reaction to consumption of processed cheese.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #6886 on: February 25, 2019, 12:31:50 am »
We play arrow roulette and I ran and you won and got hit right through the top of the head.
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #6887 on: February 25, 2019, 09:00:45 am »
You were changing the targets at the shooting range and got hit by a stray bullet. WHOOPS! SORRY!
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #6888 on: February 25, 2019, 09:56:00 am »
You got hit by a plasma grenade
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #6889 on: March 03, 2019, 03:18:15 pm »
Attempted to remove a jammed Pillsbury Toaster Strudel--using a metal fork--without first unplugging toaster. Resulting in spectacular electrocution and the night the lights went out in Weehauken.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #6890 on: March 03, 2019, 04:30:53 pm »
A giant comet took revenge on your house for all of the rockets that you fired into its domain. Sadly, you were inside when it happened.
I took the red pill...

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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #6891 on: March 09, 2019, 08:35:59 am »
You got attacked by a librarien while checking an abandoned building for supplies
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #6892 on: March 09, 2019, 10:50:13 am »
While trying to find your camping spot, you got lost. As it was freezing cold out, you decided to start a fire. Thinking it would be a good idea to use gasoline to make a fire, you tried to suck some out of your car's gas tank. In the process, you suffocated by inhaling the fumes.
I took the red pill...

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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #6893 on: March 09, 2019, 09:47:34 pm »
You were working on the engine while it was running, and it pulled your ears into the serpentine belt, slicing and dicing you up in the fan nearby.
If at first you don't succeed, you have the diode backwards, again! -- Me.

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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #6894 on: March 10, 2019, 08:05:05 pm »
You drank what you thought was lemon-lime soda when in fact it was antifreeze for your vehicle.  x_x
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #6895 on: March 10, 2019, 08:09:36 pm »
Swarmed by amorous fireflies.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #6896 on: March 10, 2019, 11:40:54 pm »
Swarmed by amorous fireflies.
Rocket, you are the whackiest coyote I know! And I hang with some crazy coyotes.



You make a kerosene and LOX rocket engine,  and it works.  But the exhaust blew you into the next state.
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #6897 on: March 11, 2019, 08:45:47 am »
I took the red pill...

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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #6898 on: March 22, 2019, 02:40:05 am »
 You decide to study great apes, so you wear a fursuit of one. You become close friends with several chimps. Unknown to you they are recruiting you to be in their mob.  Then the day comes that they put you to the test, and as an initation ritual they see if you can beat up a silver backed gorrilla.  You fail, and are hammered into the ground feet first.
If at first you don't succeed, you have the diode backwards, again! -- Me.

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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #6899 on: March 29, 2019, 12:33:07 pm »
You got hit by random forklift carrying a strong acid and they only found a pile goo and you were burried in a mason jar
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