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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7000 on: April 22, 2019, 11:51:49 pm »
Accidental consumption of several "Instant Martian" pills, thinking them to be vending machine peanuts.
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7001 on: April 22, 2019, 11:56:18 pm »
You fall of a cliff and when you hit the ground leaving a coyote shaped hole and a cloud of dust
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7002 on: April 25, 2019, 12:19:39 pm »
You broke into Kobuk's stash of Mt Dews. He caught you in the act and pummeled you to death with the empty bottles.
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7003 on: April 25, 2019, 04:59:46 pm »
You hop into my truck and I tell you put on your seatbelt you said no and I breakcheck you and you go through the windshield breaking your neck. what'd ya learn
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7004 on: April 25, 2019, 10:13:47 pm »
Pushed off a cliff at Grand Canyon National Park.
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7005 on: April 26, 2019, 12:09:36 am »
So you're the one pushing old ladies over the edege.

I turn you in to the police. You were known as the grand pusher malamute (idk), and are sentenced to die by drinking too much sparkling water.  It's blandness causes you to die of boredom. Kind of like my post here.
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7006 on: April 26, 2019, 08:34:30 am »
Get hit by a rock spat out by my lawnmower killing you on impact
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7007 on: April 26, 2019, 08:53:14 am »
Your lawnmower explodes due to you putting in jet fuel instead of gasoline. You die from being impaled by the shrapnel.
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7008 on: April 26, 2019, 04:43:05 pm »
Died when I secretly switched your coffee from regular to decaf.
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7009 on: April 27, 2019, 11:28:02 am »
I lock you in a room full of diet coke and you die of dehydration
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7010 on: April 27, 2019, 05:58:48 pm »
I duct taped you to the floor and forgot you there.
A bunch of dogs licked you to death.
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7011 on: April 27, 2019, 10:00:56 pm »
You were fed canned dog food that somehow missed the recall.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7012 on: April 28, 2019, 09:14:41 am »
You were drinking what you thought was water. It was your supply of rocket fuel. Whoops! x_x
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7013 on: April 28, 2019, 09:58:45 am »
You drank coffee brewed from castor beans.
Castor, coffee, whats the diff?
(Ricin vs. Caffiene)
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7014 on: April 29, 2019, 01:29:47 am »
You got attacked by a possessed dirt devil vacuum cleaner and it sucks up your soul
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7015 on: April 29, 2019, 03:27:01 am »
You got attacked by a possessed dirt devil vacuum cleaner and it sucks up your soul

For that to happen i would need a soul!

During a lightning storm you seek shelter under a tree and get hit by lightning.
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7016 on: April 29, 2019, 07:50:37 am »
Tree falls on you, crushing you to death. x_x
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7017 on: April 29, 2019, 10:32:00 pm »
50 years from now, cocoa beans become extinct and there is no more coffee to be made. You die from coffee/caffine withdrawl.
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7018 on: April 30, 2019, 06:39:27 am »
While giving a tour at a Mt Dew making factory, the vat which contains yellow/green dye #6 explodes and you drown in the colorful additive.
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7019 on: April 30, 2019, 11:22:46 am »
The coffee used in your iv was to hot and cooks you from the inside
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7020 on: May 13, 2019, 07:27:01 pm »
I yell "DRACARYS!" and Drogon the dragon swoops down and roasts you to death with fire.  :ordragon:
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7021 on: May 15, 2019, 09:54:45 am »
Your dragon Drogon, saw Charcoal's fan-club t-shirt with Drogon's picture on it, and realized he roasted a good friend.
So ... He then turned around and roasted you twice for commanding him to burn alive his biggest fan.
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7022 on: May 15, 2019, 09:49:54 pm »
You were trespassing on my property and i threw potatoes at you till you die
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7023 on: May 16, 2019, 09:00:00 am »
 The potatoes you were growing on your property saw what you were doing with them. ( they used their many eyes ). They were pacifist potatoes. They started an organized uprising. The "rebellion of the spuds" is what it would be known as.  They all entangled you with their roots the next time you were dancing in the potato field at midnight.  They held you there for 3 days until you promised not to use spuds as lethal weapons.  You later were released, but as you got in your truck you slipped and fell. Your truck is lifted like 3'.  You hit your head on a hard dry dead potato and, slowly die.
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7024 on: May 16, 2019, 10:06:14 am »
I placed a hit on you and you got sniped
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