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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7100 on: August 12, 2019, 09:00:20 am »
You got hit by the falling debris
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7101 on: August 31, 2019, 10:50:38 pm »
I kill you because you didn't get me a jumbo blueberry muffin for breakfast. I'm pissed.  >:(
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7102 on: September 01, 2019, 02:23:06 am »
When I was charging an airconditioner on a car the high pressure line blows up and kills you.
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7103 on: September 01, 2019, 12:23:25 pm »
Accidentally mistaken for an actual police working dog, taken to the local airport to sniff out contraband, and taken down by a smuggler seeking to collect a bounty on police working dogs.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7104 on: September 11, 2019, 07:39:56 pm »
You get hosed down with a water cannon that was filled with maple syrup, causing you to suffocate in the sweet liquid.
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7105 on: September 11, 2019, 11:18:50 pm »
While touring my local large brewery, you fall into the large silo full of hops and barely. You suffocate in the dry grains.
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7106 on: September 13, 2019, 09:59:50 pm »
You tried to steal a drink from my cafe without paying. When confronting you, you threatened me and I shot you because I was within my rights per the "Stand your Ground" law.
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7107 on: September 13, 2019, 11:24:46 pm »
While protesting gun violence outside another one of your cafe's, you again come out and shoot me with your 12" civil war canon replica.  I have like 7 lives.
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7108 on: September 18, 2019, 09:09:26 pm »
Multiple lives are for cats only. Not german shepherds.

Punches you so hard that you lose conscientiousness and you die shortly thereafter.
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7109 on: September 18, 2019, 11:05:38 pm »
When I was punched I spewed micro fine blood mist on your face, and it contained anthrax which I acquired from a trip to a remote island.  You died because multiple lives are also not for malamutes.
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7110 on: September 20, 2019, 08:57:48 am »
you were eating a hard boiled egg. You were so hungry that you did not remove the shell. The fragments cut your insides up and you died from internal hemorrhaging.

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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7111 on: September 20, 2019, 11:30:42 am »
You go to the greenhouse that I work at now to cheer us up and you die from heat stroke
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7112 on: September 24, 2019, 11:40:50 pm »
You die from "green house gas"
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7113 on: September 30, 2019, 09:02:24 pm »
Kills you to stop you from digging holes in people's yards.
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7114 on: September 30, 2019, 09:45:01 pm »
You die when you fall into one of my many yard holes
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7115 on: October 02, 2019, 08:54:57 pm »
Mistaken for an Air Force working dog, you end up guarding a C-5 Galaxy. Due to the lack of awareness from being in fursuit, you get sucked into one of the engines during start-up.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7116 on: October 02, 2019, 09:31:34 pm »
Fursuit?!  This is my regular face!  😆

You get killed for breaking into an aerospace company and launching a rocket.
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7117 on: October 02, 2019, 09:44:04 pm »
You died when the Chinese cooked you up as food.
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7118 on: October 02, 2019, 09:46:18 pm »
Your emergency therapy pet, a snapping turtle,  snapped at your jugular vein .
You died.
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7119 on: October 02, 2019, 09:50:05 pm »
Your tail got caught in a very large paper shredder, and so did the rest of you. Bye!  :D
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7120 on: October 02, 2019, 09:57:50 pm »
While attempting to save me from the shredder, you get electrocuted when pulling the power plug.
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7121 on: October 05, 2019, 01:53:02 pm »
While a stunt double for Rin Tin Tin, you run through a mine field, dodge a hailstorm of machinegun blanks, and simulated artillery shells--only to be done in by the egg salad sandwich from the food truck.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7122 on: October 07, 2019, 09:47:30 am »
Death by bottle rocket barrage
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7123 on: October 07, 2019, 10:20:11 pm »
U ate my mothers cooking.
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7124 on: October 07, 2019, 11:18:22 pm »
U ate my mothers cooking.

(If it's that bad, then I'll pass.  :P Besides, my mother's cooking is so much better. :) )

Anyway..........kills Jade with a canon.
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