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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7125 on: October 08, 2019, 05:44:37 am »
You triggered god so he zapped you got o death
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7126 on: October 10, 2019, 09:49:04 pm »
You died because you confused me with your last post and my head blew up.
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7127 on: October 11, 2019, 09:51:38 pm »
You saw someone toss a lighted stick of dynamite, and you retrieved it.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7128 on: October 14, 2019, 09:20:22 pm »
It was you who tossed me the dynamite,  and I faithfully brought it back to you. Boom!
If at first you don't succeed, you have the diode backwards, again! -- Me.

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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7129 on: October 15, 2019, 11:11:17 pm »
The resulting explosion aggravated a nearby nest of killer bees and they swarmed over you.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7130 on: October 30, 2019, 07:58:21 am »
Inhaling the vapors while refueling one of your rockets!
I took the red pill...

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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7131 on: October 30, 2019, 09:55:17 pm »
You partied too hard!
If at first you don't succeed, you have the diode backwards, again! -- Me.

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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7132 on: November 01, 2019, 09:47:11 am »
You partied too hard!

NEVER!!!!    :goldhowl:


You ate too much mac-n-cheese!!
I took the red pill...

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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7133 on: November 01, 2019, 07:39:05 pm »
You ate what was left over from my mac-n-cheese and died from constipstion.
If at first you don't succeed, you have the diode backwards, again! -- Me.

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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7134 on: November 02, 2019, 09:10:27 am »
You were constipated from eating too much mac-n-cheese and you then overdosed on laxatives.
I took the red pill...

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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7135 on: November 02, 2019, 12:57:41 pm »
You rushed in to help clean up my mess due to my laxatives, slipped, and hit your head.
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7136 on: November 09, 2019, 06:03:37 am »
You got hit by a snowplow while listening to I can't drive 55
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7137 on: November 09, 2019, 07:18:17 pm »
You were headbanging to "I can't drive 55!" And head banged into some nitroglycerin.   Boom!
If at first you don't succeed, you have the diode backwards, again! -- Me.

RIP Heidi 11.5yrs, 07/08/2019, 2000 UTC.

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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7138 on: November 14, 2019, 05:33:29 pm »
You barked up the wrong tree during a thunderstorm.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7139 on: November 17, 2019, 05:25:06 pm »
You did a guided lightning experiment by trailing a wire behind your rocket . It worked . But you were too close to the rocket and got zapped.
If at first you don't succeed, you have the diode backwards, again! -- Me.

RIP Heidi 11.5yrs, 07/08/2019, 2000 UTC.

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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7140 on: November 18, 2019, 06:45:47 pm »
you were in a building that was set for demolition and got blown up
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7141 on: November 20, 2019, 01:52:15 am »
When building blew up,  so did I. 
My bone fragments and teeth acted as shrapnel and hit you. 
How did it feel to have my bone(s) inside you? :D

You bled to death slowly.
If at first you don't succeed, you have the diode backwards, again! -- Me.

RIP Heidi 11.5yrs, 07/08/2019, 2000 UTC.

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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7142 on: November 29, 2019, 08:23:16 am »
You ate too much Thanksgiving day dinner.  You felt the need to take 3 laxatives and you took 3 boxes of laxatives by mistake. Need I say more?

I feel sorry for your septic system....
I took the red pill...

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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7143 on: November 29, 2019, 08:02:10 pm »
You sniffed for chocolate and found a 20 pound block at a chocolate factory.  You ate it. But later fell in a vat of hot melted chocolate.
If at first you don't succeed, you have the diode backwards, again! -- Me.

RIP Heidi 11.5yrs, 07/08/2019, 2000 UTC.

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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7144 on: December 04, 2019, 07:23:19 pm »
You chased--and caught--an armored car. The guards didn't take it well.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7145 on: December 05, 2019, 11:38:06 pm »
You chased--and caught--an armored car. The guards didn't take it well.
At least i died rich even if it didn't last.better luck in my next life.

You were attacked by a family of coyotes when you strolled too close to their home. They thought you were coming to take over their mannor

If at first you don't succeed, you have the diode backwards, again! -- Me.

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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7146 on: December 08, 2019, 04:48:05 pm »
Your muzzle became stuck in a jar of peanut butter and you asphixiated.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
(Baps the old humorist.)