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Offline Jade Sinapu

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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7150 on: December 29, 2019, 09:52:58 pm »
 At a furry con, you tried to show someone your "rocket" and was shot.  Too bad it really was a real Atlas V replica capable of high altitude flight!
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Offline Rocket T. Coyote

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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7151 on: January 04, 2020, 12:29:42 pm »
To protect St Nick, you attacked Torg--the robot from Santa Claus Conquers The Martians--but it dodged you and you flew into the paws of that awful polar bear fur suit character only to asphyxiate from the fake snow going up your muzzle.
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7152 on: May 18, 2020, 10:34:16 pm »
Just as you were opening the door to my cafe, I was coming out the same door and pushed a little too hard and knocked you down. You fell to the sidewalk and hit your head and suffered a severe concussion and later died at the hospital.
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7153 on: June 22, 2020, 10:50:32 pm »
Installing Mt Dew-on-tap took an unexpected turn when the pressurized keg jetted you through the ceiling, out of an upper floor window and into the the path of a descending commercial cargo jet where you were then pulled into one of the jet engines. However, you exit the tailpipe with only minor scorching. You then survive the plunge into a nearby lake only to be struck on the head by the now empty keg of Mt Dew.
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"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
(Baps the old humorist.)