Author Topic: How will the person above you die?  (Read 209561 times)

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Offline Jade Sinapu

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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7150 on: December 29, 2019, 09:52:58 pm »
 At a furry con, you tried to show someone your "rocket" and was shot.  Too bad it really was a real Atlas V replica capable of high altitude flight!
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Offline Rocket T. Coyote

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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7151 on: January 04, 2020, 12:29:42 pm »
To protect St Nick, you attacked Torg--the robot from Santa Claus Conquers The Martians--but it dodged you and you flew into the paws of that awful polar bear fur suit character only to asphyxiate from the fake snow going up your muzzle.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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