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Offline Jade Sinapu

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2325 on: October 30, 2019, 09:40:13 pm »
Keep it and glue it back together with hot melt glue.
Then give back to FarFar.

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2326 on: April 24, 2020, 06:50:02 pm »
Puts Jade on the scale.

Uh, huh. Salad for you, pal. ;)



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Offline Jade Sinapu

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2327 on: April 25, 2020, 05:52:01 pm »
Hug all of the marching band and the school mascot all while you wear a fursuit.

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2328 on: May 10, 2020, 01:10:52 pm »
Keeps them and stores them for future use.


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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2329 on: May 10, 2020, 07:09:01 pm »
Eat the sign.  Because I'm not getting any meat.


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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2330 on: May 10, 2020, 08:51:07 pm »
Drinks it.


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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2331 on: May 11, 2020, 10:38:35 pm »
 Keep them for the next pandemic.

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2332 on: May 18, 2020, 10:24:31 pm »
Let's them loose in a forest.


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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2333 on: May 30, 2020, 10:48:40 am »
 Hug it.  It will bring it back to life.

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2334 on: May 31, 2020, 06:42:45 am »
Eat it
I don't have to make sense

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2335 on: May 31, 2020, 11:26:10 am »
Burn it!


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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2336 on: May 31, 2020, 09:09:36 pm »
 Throw them into office!

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2337 on: June 05, 2020, 10:08:07 am »
Throw them into office!

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burn it then throw it!

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2338 on: June 05, 2020, 09:42:14 pm »
 Hug the cute knife wielding squirrel.  It could use a hug as evidenced by the knife!

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2339 on: June 05, 2020, 09:47:31 pm »
Hug the cute knife wielding squirrel.  It could use a hug as evidenced by the knife!

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2340 on: June 07, 2020, 01:14:02 pm »
Eats it.........but only if it has pepperoni, and NO mushrooms!


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