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Offline Rocket T. Coyote

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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #6875 on: February 08, 2019, 11:25:30 pm »
Lethal dose of radiation from a solar flare as the magnetic north pole suddenly moved to your location.
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #6876 on: February 09, 2019, 08:29:29 am »
A drone which was flying above your rocket pad crash landed onto one of your rockets. The drone exploded, sending shrapnel into your eyes. Didn't stop there and it kept going into your brain, killing you quickly (and painlessly).

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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #6877 on: February 09, 2019, 02:26:54 pm »
You were camping and a large bear snuck into your tent and slept next to you. She rolled over in her sleep and crushed you slowly, as you gurggled your last words "I got that warm fuzzy feeling all over!"
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #6878 on: February 09, 2019, 06:22:39 pm »
When you were out hiking the nature trails, a mountain lion charged after you. Thinking you were in danger, you jumped off of the trial.....and right off of the cliff. Whoops!  OUCH! SPLAT!

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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #6879 on: February 12, 2019, 02:36:41 pm »
I hand you a rigged lighter and it explodes when you go to light it
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #6880 on: February 17, 2019, 09:25:11 pm »
Accidentally baked into a pie along with four-and-twenty blackbirds.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #6881 on: February 18, 2019, 07:42:42 am »
While walking across a frozen pond, you fell through the ice. Survived that part, but then you tripped over a chunk of ice while walking back to the shore. You were knocked unconscious and froze to death.

Welcome to winter!

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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #6882 on: February 18, 2019, 06:47:17 pm »
You were tailgating my truck while I was carrying a load of logs and one falls off and crashs through your windshield killing you instantly
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #6883 on: February 19, 2019, 11:36:46 pm »
after decades of using lead based solder, you finally died from agonizing nerve damage.
(i think that is how I will go...)
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #6884 on: February 20, 2019, 12:01:58 pm »
Froze to death while outside because the door to your house would not open.

Buuuuuurrrrrrr!