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Cheesey Catchphrases & Slogans
« on: March 29, 2019, 08:30:05 pm »
What cheesey catchphrases and slogans have you heard lately? You know the ones! They grate on the ear. They make you say Huh? They may even get a snicker from you.

One local catchphrase, for a local gaming casino is Bring On The Bliss. As in "I blew my weekly paycheck on blackjack and the slots but Bring On The Bliss!"
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Cheesey Catchphrases & Slogans
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2019, 09:04:31 pm »
There is a restaurant that I know about which serves nothing but turkey products. It is called "The squat and gobble."
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Re: Cheesey Catchphrases & Slogans
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2019, 09:22:46 pm »
For a plumbing company that my twin saw on the highway years ago" it said your crap is our bread and butter"
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Re: Cheesey Catchphrases & Slogans
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2019, 01:05:11 am »
For a plumbing company that my twin saw on the highway years ago" it said your crap is our bread and butter"

That's also what they say in wastewater treatment.

The one for Chevy is especially cheesey: Find New Roads. It's like they found a new way to tell someone to Get Lost.
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"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Cheesey Catchphrases & Slogans
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2019, 06:09:15 am »
Or meet sawtooth three finger and one eye
My pack of cigarettes has one saying " the leader of the pack"
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Re: Cheesey Catchphrases & Slogans
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2019, 11:44:01 pm »
One from my childhood: Join the Dodge Boys--65ers Today...Today!
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2019, 12:19:36 am »
"Nothing runs like a deer" John deer
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Re: Cheesey Catchphrases & Slogans
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2019, 08:13:29 am »
"When in doubt, pull it out!"

Electric company slogan regarding electrical safety near water.
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Re: Cheesey Catchphrases & Slogans
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2019, 12:05:58 am »
Chevy's "Find New Roads".  Okay, now what?
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Re: Cheesey Catchphrases & Slogans
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2019, 01:21:37 am »
Fahrvergnügen
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Cheesey Catchphrases & Slogans
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2019, 09:29:54 pm »
"When in doubt, pull it out!"

Electric company slogan regarding electrical safety near water.


*bites tongue*
Really, they used THAT!?!

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Re: Cheesey Catchphrases & Slogans
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2019, 10:21:11 pm »
There's Something About An Aqua Velva Man
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Cheesey Catchphrases & Slogans
« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2019, 11:23:30 pm »
From Exxonn ..."put a tiger in your tank"
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Re: Cheesey Catchphrases & Slogans
« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2019, 11:27:59 pm »
"Maxwell House--Good to the last drop"
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Cheesey Catchphrases & Slogans
« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2019, 11:21:55 pm »
Come to where the flavor is--Come to Marlburo Country
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: Cheesey Catchphrases & Slogans
« Reply #15 on: May 15, 2019, 10:47:26 am »
Make America Great Again.

I always thought America was great.
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Re: Cheesey Catchphrases & Slogans
« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2019, 01:20:19 am »
Change You Can Believe In
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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