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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #150 on: October 30, 2019, 08:07:34 am »
Chuck Norris can modify the path of an asteroid by just thinking about it.
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #151 on: November 14, 2019, 05:37:30 pm »
Chuck Norris punched someone so hard that the bad guy's great grandchildren said "ouch!"
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