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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2275 on: August 14, 2019, 06:42:00 pm »
Smashes it. You're not supposed to use a calculator to do math. You're supposed to figure it out in your head.


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Eat it.  Bulbasaurs taste like onions


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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2276 on: August 14, 2019, 11:33:29 pm »
Hug it and tell the bulbasaur you made my childhood
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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2277 on: August 15, 2019, 05:27:02 pm »
Sells them for $.


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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2278 on: August 16, 2019, 12:47:05 am »
Chop it up with potatos and other spices for catfish stew
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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2279 on: August 16, 2019, 02:41:27 am »
 Eat it with mustard greens and hot pepper juice

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2280 on: August 16, 2019, 03:10:32 am »
Keeps it let's go for a ride *starts playing sweet home Alabama*
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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2281 on: August 18, 2019, 11:18:39 am »
Breaks it.


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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2282 on: August 18, 2019, 01:48:36 pm »
Keep it for new job applications I hate my job
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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2283 on: August 19, 2019, 08:29:00 am »
Hmmmmmm......you can keep your job applications.

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2284 on: August 19, 2019, 09:53:38 am »
Uses it to make reuben sandwiches for me, FarFar, and Jade.


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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2285 on: August 19, 2019, 11:32:42 am »
Hug it and teach it to protect my apartment
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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2286 on: August 20, 2019, 09:50:04 pm »
Throws it away.


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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2287 on: August 21, 2019, 01:59:58 am »
Keep it and learn how to play
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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2288 on: August 22, 2019, 05:56:35 pm »
keep it and have someone else pay the electric bill .

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2289 on: August 22, 2019, 09:37:10 pm »
Throws them away.


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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2290 on: August 24, 2019, 12:38:12 am »
Keep it anyone interested in black jack
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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2291 on: August 26, 2019, 08:27:53 pm »
If you are talking about a James Bond gun or in a video game... keep it.

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2292 on: August 26, 2019, 10:34:50 pm »
Keep them for the truck
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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2293 on: August 27, 2019, 11:43:26 pm »
Eat it, assuming it is not a hand-grenade.

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2294 on: August 28, 2019, 10:40:02 am »
Keep it in a safe you ain't getting shot by the CIA today
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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2295 on: August 28, 2019, 02:50:13 pm »
FBI agent arrests charcoal for stealing and keeping Area 51 secrets.


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« Reply #2296 on: August 28, 2019, 09:21:19 pm »
Keep it and wear it at the next furry con,and talk about all the shenanigans that took place that night, deep in the Nevada desert, as all the furies stormed area 51 and liberated all the Grey aliens (residents of the zeta -reticuli star system) from their Majestic 12 oppressors.  Then use the aliens and their technology to probe president trumps brain to see what the major malfunction really is.  [ That was a joke folks].

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2297 on: August 29, 2019, 06:05:27 pm »
Makes a new type of ray gun with it.


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Then use the aliens and their technology to probe president trumps brain to see what the major malfunction really is.  [ That was a joke folks].
Honestly, I really do wish somebody would find out what's wrong with the guy. He probably does have some mental issues.
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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2298 on: August 29, 2019, 10:52:55 pm »
Use it for my infamous stuffed burritos.

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2299 on: August 30, 2019, 09:44:56 pm »
Returns it to store for a refund to get $250 back.


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