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Offline Jade Sinapu

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2300 on: August 30, 2019, 09:49:14 pm »
Throw it up in the air, and eat it when it lands in your mouth.

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2301 on: August 30, 2019, 10:10:52 pm »
Burns it.


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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2302 on: August 31, 2019, 08:12:09 am »
Throw it back at the country that sent it.

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2303 on: August 31, 2019, 02:00:51 pm »
Throws it in the garbage.


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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2304 on: September 01, 2019, 02:26:15 am »
Eat it.

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2305 on: September 13, 2019, 10:07:33 pm »
Throws it at Jade and watches Charizard fight Jade and roast him to a crisp.  :D


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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2306 on: September 13, 2019, 11:18:39 pm »
Keep it and combine it with a proton and get a current and make something work.

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2307 on: September 18, 2019, 09:18:55 pm »
Chews it.


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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2308 on: September 18, 2019, 11:10:39 pm »
Chews it.

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2309 on: September 20, 2019, 08:47:43 am »
Throw it...I don't travel much out of the country.

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2310 on: September 20, 2019, 11:38:56 am »
Keep it for lunch at work it beats the apple I bring in
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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2311 on: September 25, 2019, 12:07:01 am »
Eats it. I'm low on aluminum in my diet.

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2312 on: September 26, 2019, 10:37:43 pm »
Makes a apple pie with brown sugar and cinnamon, then bakes it in an oven. When finished, serves it with vanillia ice cream and whipped topping. Mmmmm. :)


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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2313 on: September 27, 2019, 11:57:31 pm »
Throw it at a 100 foot long problem.

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2314 on: September 30, 2019, 08:59:37 pm »
Toilet papers all the trees in Washington D.C.


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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2315 on: September 30, 2019, 09:42:26 pm »
Hug it, it sounds funny.

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2316 on: October 02, 2019, 09:52:50 pm »
Uses them as makeshift weapons in a kung fu movie.


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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2317 on: October 07, 2019, 09:50:23 am »
Eat it * spontaneously combusts*I'm fine
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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2318 on: October 07, 2019, 06:55:14 pm »
Sends it to Technical Support.


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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2319 on: October 07, 2019, 10:21:50 pm »
Eats them and has gas.  :-[

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2320 on: October 07, 2019, 11:16:30 pm »
Shoots Jade and kills him with it in the "How will the person above you die?" thread.


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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2321 on: October 08, 2019, 05:45:53 am »
Keep it for target practice
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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2322 on: October 10, 2019, 09:50:35 pm »
Keep it for target practice
So Charcoal, what you got?
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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2323 on: October 30, 2019, 08:12:28 am »
Keep it in case you need to tell what time it really is!

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Re: Throw it, Hug it, Keep it, Burn it, or Eat it,
« Reply #2324 on: October 30, 2019, 03:38:17 pm »
Adds it to a huge pot of chili for a chili cookoff contest.


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