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Offline Rocket T. Coyote

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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7050 on: June 04, 2019, 11:15:02 pm »
Peed on the third rail.
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7051 on: June 05, 2019, 01:14:41 am »
Peed on the third rail.
Weenie roast anyone? :o

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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7052 on: June 06, 2019, 10:04:15 am »
Ate too much chocolate....(bad for us doggies)!
I took the red pill...

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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7053 on: June 06, 2019, 02:54:46 pm »
I make a voodoo doll of you and give to my nephew to play with btw he likes the hand me down .22 rifle I gave him
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7054 on: June 07, 2019, 08:29:00 am »
Your nephew points the .22 rifle you gave him at you...and pulls the trigger. And he didn't realize that there was a shell in the chamber. Whoops! x_x
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7055 on: June 07, 2019, 09:29:33 am »
It bounces of my belt buckle and hits you in the throat and you bleed out *looks at nephew* good shot but your grounded from the guns
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7056 on: June 10, 2019, 09:52:11 am »
You had a severe case of the mange.
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7057 on: June 11, 2019, 06:15:44 pm »
Death by random falling potted plants and crushing your skull
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7058 on: June 13, 2019, 09:24:36 pm »
Someone mixed you with sulfur and potassium nitrate,  creating black powder,  and they lit the fuse. 
Ka-Boom!!
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7059 on: June 14, 2019, 08:48:33 am »
You ate the rest of the container of potassium nitrate, not realizing that it was not candy.  x_x
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7060 on: June 14, 2019, 07:58:27 pm »
Kinda funny really... ever taste the stuff...??

You drank tea,  and it upset your bodies natural coffe balance and you died of shock and horror.
Turns out, coffee really does run through your veins
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7061 on: June 15, 2019, 09:53:58 pm »
You ingested my accumulated store of used coffee grounds, causing an intestinal blockage which then killed you when you drank a gallon of iced tea.

Whoops!! *shuda threw away those grounds*  Sorry!!
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7062 on: June 19, 2019, 02:01:02 am »
You were playing with the 6 pAck rings and it some hoe gets around your neck and you choke to death.* walks in* how did you manage to do that one
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7063 on: June 25, 2019, 11:35:26 am »
you drank all 6 orange sodas and your stomach blew up from carbonation and you died.
Pitbulls are gas intolerant
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7064 on: June 25, 2019, 06:40:14 pm »
You were canoeing got heat stroke and fell into the eater and drowned
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7065 on: June 28, 2019, 05:00:32 pm »
U lived to be an old pitbull of age 15, and went peacefully while laying on your memory foam pillow with other furs at your side petting you.
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7066 on: July 01, 2019, 11:07:02 pm »
Severe ice cream headache from entering a Slurpee-eating contest.
"The coyote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck, and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him. And even the fleas would dessert him for a velocipide."~Mark Twain
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7067 on: July 02, 2019, 03:45:03 pm »
You ran out of black powder based rocket motors, and decided to make your own from "rocket candy".

you ate the rocket candy
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7068 on: July 11, 2019, 06:57:03 pm »
You died of heartbreak
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7069 on: July 12, 2019, 09:27:09 am »
I was giving you so many hugs you died of asphyxiation.
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7070 on: July 12, 2019, 06:13:09 pm »
During your hug fest, you died of a combination of our combined body odor and pure excitement.
  :D
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Re: How will the person above you die?
« Reply #7071 on: July 13, 2019, 09:39:03 am »
You shoplifted some Dew from my cafe/coffee shop. I chased you down and beat you to a pulp.
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