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Offline Kaloth

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A real Pun time
« on: May 06, 2008, 10:47:05 pm »
The object of this game is simple. Make the corniest pun you can think of.


I will leave mine as the subject.

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Re: A real Pun time
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2008, 12:39:46 am »
there was a guy entering in a pun writting contest.

he submitted ten puns, sure one of them would win.

he was sad to receive the letter that informed him...

no pun in ten did.    (no pun intended) :D
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Re: A real Pun time
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2008, 09:07:17 pm »
A chicken fell into an oven. I know it was a foul yoke.
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Re: A real Pun time
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2008, 09:21:27 pm »
working in a casino at the craps table is a crap job... HAHAHAHAHA
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Re: A real Pun time
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2008, 09:23:23 pm »
A chicken fell into an oven. I know it was a foul yoke.

That joke is Fowl play
I head it was not an accident a  Murder Most Fowl.
I would keep egging you on but I am chicken.

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Re: A real Pun time
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2008, 09:23:44 pm »
It's like being a sewage worker, you catch crap all day.

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Re: A real Pun time
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2008, 09:25:09 pm »
working in a casino at the craps table is a crap job... HAHAHAHAHA

I fired as a Black Jack dealer I guess it was not in the cards.