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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #150 on: October 30, 2019, 08:07:34 am »
Chuck Norris can modify the path of an asteroid by just thinking about it.
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #151 on: November 14, 2019, 05:37:30 pm »
Chuck Norris punched someone so hard that the bad guy's great grandchildren said "ouch!"
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #152 on: November 29, 2019, 08:31:51 am »
He IS Chuck Norris...enough said!!
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Re: Chuck Norris Facts
« Reply #153 on: December 08, 2019, 05:08:08 pm »
Chuck Norris invented ground beef when he tricked a bull into charging a stump grinder.
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