Author Topic: The Fibbing Competition (Read 23354 times)

Kwan · « **Reply #50 on:** August 28, 2007, 02:47:11 am »

Well MY popcorn was actual caramel in the shape of popcorn (and that's the last time I invite Paws to a screening party).

Choky · « **Reply #51 on:** August 28, 2007, 03:47:57 am »

Oh yeah,well my caramel popcorn was made by legendary popcorn specialists in King Solomons mines...and the caramel coating was applied individualy to each popcorn by Krystal from Starfox,with a comicly oversized toothbrush.

Bacn Blackstripe · « **Reply #52 on:** August 28, 2007, 04:52:30 am »

oh yeh I had cheesy flavoured popcorn coated with actual minture cornish pasties *melts into dreamlike state*

Paws · « **Reply #53 on:** August 28, 2007, 11:31:34 am »

Oh yeah? well i got the ultimate popcorn that nothing can beat and im going to give it all to Kwan for the totally awesome screening party!

Choky · « **Reply #54 on:** August 28, 2007, 01:33:38 pm »

Oh yeah well I put my highly detailed Kwan disguise on,and before you realise its not really Kwan Ive already eaten a fair share of your ultimate popcorn.

Paws · « **Reply #55 on:** August 28, 2007, 01:38:55 pm »

Oh yeah? well....well....I just stole the popcorn back and Gave the rest to Kwan...(the real one) and after i watched her eat it all im gonna find you and kick your tail!

Choky · « **Reply #56 on:** August 28, 2007, 01:44:44 pm »

Oh yeah well Im gonna leave a decoy that looks exactly like me in the corner,and when your kicking it,Ill already be over near Kwan doing the sad puppy dog eyes for another ration of popcorn.

Paws · « **Reply #57 on:** August 28, 2007, 01:51:49 pm »

Oh yeah well if you asked me nicely or do something really special for me ill give you access to his resources Eg. Ultimate popcorn ^,^

Choky · « **Reply #58 on:** August 28, 2007, 01:55:12 pm »

Oh yeah well I just gave your Amazon orders a boost in speed by using black magic

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Paws · « **Reply #59 on:** August 28, 2007, 02:27:54 pm »

(ok thats creaky, they just got dispatched) Oh yeah well...Here! have this super bottle of Dew, its 52 times the about of caffeine then normal bottles, and twice the size ^,^

Acton · « **Reply #60 on:** August 28, 2007, 10:35:55 pm »

Oh Yes I do my caffeine straight up. I mainline the stuff

Bacn Blackstripe · « **Reply #61 on:** August 29, 2007, 04:57:29 am »

(ok Uk furs will understand this)

aye But I come from a line of welsh miners bringing forth the fuel of britain .... Pot Noodle ':p'

Kwan · « **Reply #62 on:** August 29, 2007, 05:08:59 am »

Well I have the time-tested superior product of which Pot Noodle is a pale imitation: Ramen Noodles! And I shall gleefully share my ample supply of Cup-Ramen with both Paws and Choky in exchange for that loverly ultimate popcorn, and we shall point at you and pity you for your poor choice in insta-noodles.

Choky · « **Reply #63 on:** August 29, 2007, 07:02:55 pm »

Oh yeah,well I accept the bargain but I also like potnoodle too,the green ones to be exact,chicken something or other

'> Therefor I shall not be doing any pointing.*Slurps noodles*

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(ok thats creaky, they just got dispatched)

Ta-daaa...

'> Now make my bass arrive! >_<

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Kwan · « **Reply #64 on:** August 31, 2007, 02:55:51 am »

Oh yeah well I heard that pot noodles donate a portion of their profits to nasty people who kick puppies & pull whiskers on kittens, and the green pot noodles pay these people extra to taunt lonely bunnies (whereas ramen noodle companies pay nice people to roam forests & give furry woodland creatures free brushing & de-ticking).

Ickyrus · « **Reply #65 on:** August 31, 2007, 03:26:10 am »

Oh yeah, I ate fantastic chicken noodles for lunch! AND enjoyed them!

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Choky · « **Reply #66 on:** August 31, 2007, 03:58:04 am »

Oh yeah,well I ate four fried chickens and white toast (Blues Brothers)

'> And the people sponsored to kick puppys,pull whiskers and taunt bunnys are off sick today so it was safe to have a green pot noodle too. ':p'

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Bacn Blackstripe · « **Reply #67 on:** August 31, 2007, 04:55:40 am »

Oh yea well Im picking off those nastymen one by one *a gunshot is heard, a lone rabbit stopped, stared, touched his whiskers and ran into the woods again*

Paws · « **Reply #68 on:** September 02, 2007, 09:21:01 pm »

Oh yeah, well i think you need a new gun! and i think you should ask me for one and include a big hug on the end! and maybe give me a new cpu fan, these one from amazon really do suck O,o

Bacn Blackstripe · « **Reply #69 on:** September 03, 2007, 04:09:48 am »

Ok then *looks cute and cuddly which is hard for a wolftuar in combat gear* "Paws Cann I have a new SA80 Personal combat weapon with nightvision scope and laser pinpointer pwez wid complementory hug"

Ohyea Well All of Amazons goods are shipped by Huge Evil Super scary Lawyers

Lava · « **Reply #70 on:** September 03, 2007, 11:28:55 am »

Oh yeah? Well I hijacked all of the Super Scarey Lawyers, and stole all of the Amazon goods before melting them in Mt. Vesuvius!

Acton · « **Reply #71 on:** September 04, 2007, 03:01:47 am »

What do your mean I beat all those Super Scarey Lawyers with one had and blindfold. I taught Bruce Lee his moves. I so bad I dissed Jack Chan to the point he just do comedy.

Paws · « **Reply #72 on:** September 04, 2007, 05:03:58 am »

Oh yeah! will i think Jack Chan is great! and would kick your tail!

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And which reminds me....*Throws a big shiny gun at Bacn Blackstripe* Meh i perfer melee weapons myself ^,^....mmmm Katana

Kivva · « **Reply #73 on:** September 04, 2007, 08:56:19 am »

Oh yeah, well I'm Jackie Chan's Son! Er.. Daughter!

Lava · « **Reply #74 on:** September 04, 2007, 11:15:18 am »

Oh yeah? Well I'm Chuck Norris' pet Penguin!